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Star Wars Mark Hamill “Luke Skywalker Didn’t Die A Virgin”
ScreenRant.com ^ | April 17, 2019 | Christopher Fiduccia

Posted on 04/17/2019 1:59:19 PM PDT by CaliforniaCraftBeer

[Mark] Hamill can't officially confirm or deny whether Luke died a virgin, it does bring the expanded Star Wars universe into question. Star Wars Legends of course introduced Luke's wife named Mara Jade, who is a fan favorite character from the Star Wars novels. Together they had one child named Ben Skywalker, although neither Mara Jade nor their son have been introduced in the movies thus far and Star Wars Legends was removed from canon following Disney's purchase of Lucasfilm. After the title reveal of Episode IX and the fact that J.J. Abrams recently said there is more to learn about Rey's parentage, the truth behind Luke's virginity may actually be revealed in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker...

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To: yarddog

I will probably watch the last one because my girls want to see it, and I’m curious to see how they butcher it up.


21 posted on 04/17/2019 2:40:20 PM PDT by kosciusko51
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To: Shadow44
Commercial Photography
22 posted on 04/17/2019 2:51:37 PM PDT by CaliforniaCraftBeer
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To: CaliforniaCraftBeer

The only remember 3 females in the original movies.

2 were related to him.

Sooooooooooooooo I’m hoping he got with someone else.


23 posted on 04/17/2019 2:52:29 PM PDT by VanDeKoik
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To: dhs12345

I hope so. I rather not have it be continued to be degraded for decades with Disney churning out garbage for profit.


24 posted on 04/17/2019 2:55:42 PM PDT by Shadow44
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To: CaliforniaCraftBeer

The series died of abuse. And chronic irrelevance.


25 posted on 04/17/2019 3:01:42 PM PDT by IronJack
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To: CaliforniaCraftBeer

Luke went his own way.


26 posted on 04/17/2019 3:07:16 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: Reily
I don't know
27 posted on 04/17/2019 3:09:28 PM PDT by BipolarBob (AOC is the Democrat prophecy come true : "A bartender will lead them".)
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To: dfwgator
The Rise of Skywalker...

"It's twue...it's twue..."

28 posted on 04/17/2019 3:11:23 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Shadow44

A nameless extra in Mos Eisley is a better character than Rey.


29 posted on 04/17/2019 3:14:49 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: gundog

—although it’s difficult to joke with anyone who wonders if an imaginary character has had sex-—


30 posted on 04/17/2019 3:19:29 PM PDT by rellimpank (--don't believe anything the media or government says about firearms or explosives--)
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Perhaps he didn’t die a virgin, but he definitely died a eunuch


31 posted on 04/17/2019 3:27:55 PM PDT by dsrtsage (For Leftists, World History starts every day at breakfast)
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To: CaliforniaCraftBeer

A not insignificant percentage of the Starwars fans debating this point will die virgins.


32 posted on 04/17/2019 3:37:26 PM PDT by Blurb2350
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To: CaliforniaCraftBeer

Come on Mark. You’ll not convince me there wasn’t a little incest going on there at some point and Luke did get Leia’d...


33 posted on 04/17/2019 3:52:59 PM PDT by LeoTDB69
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To: CaliforniaCraftBeer

I think Luke did it with Jabba!


34 posted on 04/17/2019 4:03:58 PM PDT by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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To: bobby.223

I was betting on Yoda.


35 posted on 04/17/2019 4:06:40 PM PDT by Proud_texan (McCarthy was right)
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To: Proud_texan

Jar Jar. Hadda be.


36 posted on 04/17/2019 4:09:48 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: CaliforniaCraftBeer

Maybe I’m Rey’s mother. Wouldn’t that be a hoot!


37 posted on 04/17/2019 4:10:14 PM PDT by marajade (Skywalker)
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To: CaliforniaCraftBeer

Speaking of Carrie Fisher. Ms. Fisher said she was 17 when she had sex with both David Bowie and Freddy Mercury.


38 posted on 04/17/2019 4:11:52 PM PDT by marajade (Skywalker)
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To: BipolarBob

Better yet: Who Cares?


39 posted on 04/17/2019 4:13:13 PM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: CaliforniaCraftBeer

I guess this reveals why C3PO walks so stiffly...


40 posted on 04/17/2019 4:14:54 PM PDT by OrangeHoof (Trump is Making the Media Grate Again)
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