Posted on 04/10/2019 5:57:42 AM PDT by Gamecock
Thomas Devaney Lane, 61, was arrested for causing a disturbance while threatening to "destroy everyone" with his army of turtles.
Lane first started causing trouble at various establishments in Indiatlantic. At least seven calls to 911 were made about Lane's behavior, WKMG reports.
Police later apprehended Lane and escorted him to department headquarters, where he began yelling at the dispatcher and pounding on the walls and glass.
After leaving the police department, Lane went to a nearby 7-Eleven. It was there that Lane harrassed employees and even called 911, saying I need to leave now or you will all be sorry you (expletive) with the saint, according to the police affidavit.
Lane was located once again and arrested.
If he is going to destroy the world with turtles, we have plenty of time to build a defense.
LOL
Turtle power!
It’s turtles all the way down.
Heroes on the half shell...
Turtle Commander.
I approve of the colors.
Go Gators!
“Release the turtles!!”
Go Gators!
you only have to be faster than the others running away, let the turtles eat
So that’s Professor Chaos!
Donatello, Rafael, Leonardo and Michaelangelo wouldn’t dare hurt Americans.
Musta been some good sh t!
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