Posted on 03/19/2019 8:05:32 AM PDT by sodpoodle
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.
On the back nine the same thing happened; and he approached her again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th hole, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play.
He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often.
He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you are in the sales profession. I'm in sales, also. What do you sell?"
She replied, "If I tell you, you'll laugh."
"No, I won't."
"Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax."
With that, he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath.
She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."
"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you!"
Golf - a good walk ruined by chasing a little white ball.
Golf - a good walk ruined by chasing a little white ball.
Golf is a game that you pay ridiculous prices to hit a ball as little as possible.
At least somebody found some amusement at a golf course, all I ever got was frustration.
I asked to go home and never went again.
If AOC’s IQ was a golf score, she’d be a pro...................
I’ve found a lot of these hard golf eggs, but never saw a live golf.
Love, Jethro
Since every golf shot makes someone happy, the people you played with found all kinds of amusement.
Jesus and Moses were playing golf together...
The 7th hole was a par 3 across a pond...Jesus pulled out his 8 iron and Moses said “Don’t you think you should hit your 7?”
Jesus said “I saw Arnold Palmer hit his 8 pin high here last week. If he can do it, so can I.”
Jesus promptly hit his ball into the water...As he walked across the water to get his ball, the group behind came up to the tee...
One guy looked and said “Look at that!!! Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ???”
Moses said “Nah...He knows he’s Jesus...He thinks he’s Arnold Palmer...”
I worked as a greens keeper for two years at the cheapest country club in Oregon. When the crew needed cheering up, we just watched the golfers.
If hole 9 is “behind” hole 10, then why are the last 9 holes the “back 9”?
I’ve found a lot of these hard golf eggs, but never saw a live golf.
Love, Jethro
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That must have come from this episode:
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxnvsu
This is just a guess. Maybe it’s because the back nine is on the back of the scorecard.
Golf,,,
Go Figure.
Good Joke !
Cow Pasture Pool however is not a real ....?
I knew a guy who paid a neighbor to walk his dog (because he claimed to be disabled) - he played golf every weekend!!!!!!!!
It’s an obsession!
Or as many as possible
Jesus and St. Peter teed up. With His initial drive Our Savior hit a hole in one.
St. Peter let loose a wicked drive that also resulted in a hole in one.
Jesus then said, “Uh, Pete, what do you say we cut out the miracles and get down to playing real golf?”
Groan....
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