[dp0622]

Maybe she can lend me $36.50 until payday.

[Phlap]

This is the richest woman in the world,

[Labyrinthos]

One would think that with all that money, she would buy a good set of teeth and glasses. Instead, she looks like the progeny of Jerry Lewis and Mr. Ed.

[Sacajaweau]

I’ve been contributing to her for years and having more fun...Sign Me...75 and still blonde!!

[Leep]

Those glasses frames hide her natural beauty.
Thank goodness.

[Tax-chick]

Good hair color.

[Zuriel]

Clark Kent (who stopped getting a haircut two years ago) shows up for work at the Daily Planet, in Metropolis.

[Da Coyote]

Heh, those women were targets for Gigolo Kerry. That little smarmy chicken (yes, chicken) lying POS would have been fired from Starbucks had he not been able to seduce rich women and buy his way into a Massachusetts senatorship. (Hmmm, MA voters do seem to have that weakness. Even to the point of electing alcoholics who walk away from drowning women.)

[DungeonMaster]

Jezebel’s Violent Death

2 Kings 9:30 Now when Jehu had come to Jezreel, Jezebel heard of it; and she put paint on her eyes and adorned her head, and looked through a window. 31 Then, as Jehu entered at the gate, she said, “Is it peace, Zimri, murderer of your master?”

32 And he looked up at the window, and said, “Who is on my side? Who?” So two or three eunuchs looked out at him. 33 Then he said, “Throw her down.” So they threw her down, and some of her blood spattered on the wall and on the horses; and he trampled her underfoot. 34 And when he had gone in, he ate and drank. Then he said, “Go now, see to this accursed woman, and bury her, for she was a king’s daughter.” 35 So they went to bury her, but they found no more of her than the skull and the feet and the palms of her hands.

[Hyman Roth]

She is proof positive that life is a crap shoot and pure luck. But damn can she not buy some better glasses?

[Dr. Sivana]

By this time next year she will be easily surpassed by the former Mrs. Bezos.

[Red Badger]

Only until Bezos’ divorce is final...................

[Mr. K]

Do they mean the future Mrs K?

[Chauncey Gardiner]

That’s a man, baby ...

[Larry Lucido]

She's no Oh Henry heiress.

[G Larry]

"She is also a writer and has authored a book on the Greek gods and another with commentary on the Bible."

That could be entertaining...

[Stentor]

...Bettencourt Schueller Foundation. The philanthropic foundation encourages French progress in science and the arts, giving money and support to projects in life sciences, social progress and traditional crafts.

Who knows what the hell they really get up to?

[Jmouse007]

Man does she ever need to use her own products!

If the barn needs painting, paint it. She needs gallons.

[fieldmarshaldj]

[Jack Hammer]

Jack Hammer is single and available.