Because that way, he wasn't in Kansas anymore.
Posted on 02/22/2019 12:16:28 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
EAST ST. LOUIS, Ill. - A Florida man is charged with throwing a toilet through the window of an Illinois school board office, police said.
Dave Tolivar, 36, allegedly hauled an old toilet to a Board of Education building Feb. 15 in East St. Louis and hurled it through the glass of a front window, according to a statement from police. Officers responded and found Tolivar a few blocks away, sitting on another old toilet, police said.
Tolivar has been charged with one count of criminal damage to property.
Tolivar is from Daytona Beach, Florida, The Miami Herald reported. It’s unclear what brought him to Illinois.
Even more of a mystery is how he came into possession of two commodes -- and why he allegedly used one to commit a crime.
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Funny headline.
Florida man. That dude gets around.
East St. Louis has toilets?
A toilet thrown at the “Bored of Eddikashun”?
Given our publik skoooool performance, is this not a t*rd holder for the t*rds in that office?
It was a donation.
“Sitting on another old toilet”
That was to throw the police off his trail.
They would never suspect a man sitting on an old toilet of throwing an old toilet.
They’d be looking for some guy with no toilet.
Brilliant!
That or it’s cold and he wanted to go to the warm jail.
Because that way, he wasn't in Kansas anymore.
Florida Man is branching out!....................
East St Louis. There are a whole lot of stray toilets and broken windows there.
Sitting on an old toilet in East St. Louis strumming his ukulele and singing “Sitting On The Old Toilet Blues”.
If that photo of the toilet is accurate, he was probably just taking it out on Whitey.
Is he related to the Illinois Enema Bandit?
I hope they at least let him finish his business on the second toilet before arresting him.
“Where did you get all these toilets, man? It’s not like they grow on trees.”
“What, you never heard of toiletries?”
“You’re under arrest.”
There is only one person I can think of who is this much of a nitwit: biden. Is that you joe???
Taking a toilet to a Racist named Smollett, in Chiraq?
Extra was for Rocki’n Robin Roberts.
Lol!
those aren’t yard ornaments, then?
LMAO!!
There is a mystery novel just WAITING to be written. Maybe even a series of bathroom reading short stories.
“THE CRAPPER CAPERS” comes to mind
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