“Sitting on another old toilet”
That was to throw the police off his trail.
They would never suspect a man sitting on an old toilet of throwing an old toilet.
They’d be looking for some guy with no toilet.
Brilliant!
That or it’s cold and he wanted to go to the warm jail.
“Where did you get all these toilets, man? It’s not like they grow on trees.”
“What, you never heard of toiletries?”
“You’re under arrest.”
LMAO!!
There is a mystery novel just WAITING to be written. Maybe even a series of bathroom reading short stories.
“THE CRAPPER CAPERS” comes to mind