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Toilet tosser trapped in Illinois, police say
Cox Media via WPXI ^
| February 22, 2019
| Ann Smajstrla
Posted on 02/22/2019 12:16:28 PM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
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Ah, Florida Man strikes again, this time in Illinois.
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
02/22/2019 12:18:28 PM PST
by
EdnaMode
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Florida man. That dude gets around.
To: EdnaMode
East St. Louis has toilets?
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posted on
02/22/2019 12:20:48 PM PST
by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
A toilet thrown at the “Bored of Eddikashun”?
Given our publik skoooool performance, is this not a t*rd holder for the t*rds in that office?
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posted on
02/22/2019 12:22:49 PM PST
by
Da Coyote
To: sparklite2
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posted on
02/22/2019 12:22:55 PM PST
by
Hieronymus
("I shall drink--to the Pope, if you please,-still, to Conscience first, and to the Pope afterwards.")
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Sitting on another old toilet
That was to throw the police off his trail.
They would never suspect a man sitting on an old toilet of throwing an old toilet.
Theyd be looking for some guy with no toilet.
Brilliant!
That or its cold and he wanted to go to the warm jail.
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posted on
02/22/2019 12:23:22 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: rightwingintelligentsia; ETL; Daffynition
Its unclear what brought him to Illinois. Because that way, he wasn't in Kansas anymore.
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posted on
02/22/2019 12:24:32 PM PST
by
Ezekiel
(The pun is mightier than the s-word.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Florida Man is branching out!....................
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posted on
02/22/2019 12:25:12 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
East St Louis. There are a whole lot of stray toilets and broken windows there.
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posted on
02/22/2019 12:25:43 PM PST
by
lurk
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Sitting on an old toilet in East St. Louis strumming his ukulele and singing Sitting On The Old Toilet Blues.
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posted on
02/22/2019 12:25:47 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: rightwingintelligentsia
If that photo of the toilet is accurate, he was probably just taking it out on Whitey.
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posted on
02/22/2019 12:26:29 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Is he related to the Illinois Enema Bandit?
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posted on
02/22/2019 12:26:48 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
I hope they at least let him finish his business on the second toilet before arresting him.
To: blueunicorn6
“Where did you get all these toilets, man? It’s not like they grow on trees.”
“What, you never heard of toiletries?”
“You’re under arrest.”
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posted on
02/22/2019 12:29:44 PM PST
by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: doorgunner69
There is only one person I can think of who is this much of a nitwit: biden. Is that you joe???
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posted on
02/22/2019 12:29:54 PM PST
by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Taking a toilet to a Racist named Smollett, in Chiraq?
Extra was for Rocki’n Robin Roberts.
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posted on
02/22/2019 12:33:15 PM PST
by
GOYAKLA
(Winning not whining!)
To: sparklite2
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posted on
02/22/2019 12:37:04 PM PST
by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
To: lurk
those aren’t yard ornaments, then?
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posted on
02/22/2019 12:37:44 PM PST
by
bigbob
(O)
To: blueunicorn6
LMAO!!
There is a mystery novel just WAITING to be written. Maybe even a series of bathroom reading short stories.
“THE CRAPPER CAPERS” comes to mind
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posted on
02/22/2019 12:37:56 PM PST
by
smvoice
(I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON)
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