Full of Kodiak Moments, I'm sure......................
To: Red Badger
2 posted on
02/05/2019 2:01:45 PM PST by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: Red Badger
Seems like seal poop is a pretty good way to store a USB stick for long periods.
To: Red Badger
Probably just a bunch of crappy pictures.
4 posted on
02/05/2019 2:02:22 PM PST by
Ancesthntr
("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
To: Red Badger
TTIUWP!
Sorry, couldn't resist
5 posted on
02/05/2019 2:03:12 PM PST by
BraveMan
To: Red Badger
Seals don't have wallets.
So where else are they going to keep their USB sticks?
9 posted on
02/05/2019 2:05:28 PM PST by
x
To: Red Badger
I lost a PC at sea awhile ago. Please ask Coast Guard to check whale poo for it.
To: Red Badger
I lost a PC at sea awhile ago. Please ask Coast Guard to check whale poo for it.
To: Red Badger
The name of the manufacturer would be worth a fortune in advertisement for that USB stick.
And conversely: It would be worth any price to that stick’s competitor’s to keep it’s name secret.
15 posted on
02/05/2019 2:09:16 PM PST by
drpix
To: Red Badger
came here to say, let the puns begin.
was way too late.
18 posted on
02/05/2019 2:13:35 PM PST by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: Red Badger
“That wasn’t what I meant when I asked if the USB stick contained a virus. “
21 posted on
02/05/2019 2:25:03 PM PST by
I-ambush
(One foot in the grave,one foot on the pedal. I was born to rebel.)
To: Red Badger
“so, do you want to store these photos in the cloud, or in a seal’s colon?”
To: Red Badger
36 posted on
02/05/2019 2:46:32 PM PST by
shotgun
To: Red Badger
How many USB sticks have been found in the turds on the Streets of San Fransicko?
39 posted on
02/05/2019 2:56:56 PM PST by
a fool in paradise
(Denounce DUAC - The Democrats Un-American Activists Committee)
To: Red Badger
This is simple. The seal had taken videos of his girlfriend and his offspring seal during an out of town “business trip”. His wife, having discovered his tendency to be out of town more often than her friends husband’s, was getting “ nosy”. Hey, what was he to do with the evidence?
43 posted on
02/05/2019 3:05:53 PM PST by
gathersnomoss
(Grace and Dignity Will Win The Day.)
To: Red Badger
Amazing, really, that it wasn’t full of guns lost in boating accidents.
44 posted on
02/05/2019 3:08:19 PM PST by
outofsalt
(If history teaches us anything, it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
To: Red Badger
It contained photos of naked baby seals!
To: Red Badger
Where Hillary’s emails eended up.
49 posted on
02/05/2019 4:15:24 PM PST by
lurk
To: Red Badger
The guy was eaten by the sea leopard.
To: Red Badger
Mystery solved. The leopard seal ate
the photographer.
54 posted on
02/05/2019 9:09:42 PM PST by
Lean-Right
(Eat More Moose)
To: Red Badger
Kinda boring that the mysterious usb found in seal poop contained nothing more interesting than pictures of seals.
56 posted on
02/06/2019 5:29:16 AM PST by
dead
(Our next president is going to be sooooo boring.)
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