Posted on 02/05/2019 10:31:23 AM PST by Gamecock
MARTIN COUNTY — What to do when you spy folks engaging in “intimate” activities in a hot tub?
Grab your gun and start shooting.
That’s what Robert Hakins, 64, is accused of Jan. 19 at an undisclosed address in Martin County, an arrest affidavit states.
A woman told Martin County sheriff’s deputies after 11 p.m. that she, Hakins and a “friend” were in a hot tub on a back patio.
She said Hakins went inside to go to sleep, while she and the “friend” stayed in the hot tub.
The woman said she and the “friend” got “romantic” in the hot tub and that Hakins saw them.
She said Hakins started yelling. Hakins went in the home as her “friend” grabbed his stuff. She said Hakins came out with a gun and fired shots into the patio screen. She also said Hakins hit her.
Meanwhile, Hakins told deputies he saw the two amidst a sex act and grew enraged. He said he got his gun to “scare” them, firing shots toward the south part of the property. He denied striking the woman.
The “friend” told investigators he was “being intimate in the hot tub” with the woman when Hakins threatened them. He said he ran from the home and saw Hakins come out with a gun.
He heard several “pops” as he ran.
Deputies found two cartridge casings and two holes in the screen.
Hakins was arrested on charges of domestic battery and aggravated assault.
Only thing better than Florida Man is Florida Men!
Gimme three steps gimme three steps mister and you won’t see me no more!
I imagine there was considerable shrinkage.
Note all other states..DO NOT STEAL OUR FLORIDA PEOPLE!
Oh my god! I’ve done this before !
Wild parties. No one got hurt.
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!
He’s about a 1.2. What do those other two rank?
Accidental discharge?
How many sexual innuendos does it take to write that story? Seriously tho’...that poor guy has to clean up those sexual excretions and juices from the hot tub... Thanks for befouling the waters...dude and dudette..
“Openly Gay” men getting it on in the streets of Chicago and Floridians heating up the hot tub where everyone can see them. And then engage them with firearms.
What happened to modesty?
“Do NOT STEAL OUR FLORIDA PEOPLE!”
I would think a “no return “ policy would be better.
This being 2019, one cannot assume that a person described in a corporate media article as a “woman” is in fact female. The article is shockingly light on pertinent facts, such as how they knew each other, which is a strong indication that the authors know a lot more than they are telling, and what we see here is the sanitized version.
Perhaps this is also a violent homosexual incident.
Throw away the filter.
We had friends come over every new years for dinner and hot tub after, what fun, no one got shot but they were mostly french and understood these things.
Not sure if he looks more like Charlie Manson or George Carlin.
More “Openly Gay” people being openly gay?
Out in the open?
Is this like The French Open only in Florida?
Straring straight down a .44
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