I don’t want to know any of her story.
1) She’s the victim
2) It’s Trump’s fault
She cut off her husbands wiener, what else is there to know
i heard just the tip of the story...
Here’s a little story of a man named John,
A poor ex-marine with a little fraction gone.
It seems one night after gettin’ with the wife,
She loped off his schlong with the swipe of a knife.
(penis, that is)
Well the next thing you know there a Ginsu by his side,
And Lorena’s in the car takin Willie for a ride.
She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend
And tossed him out the car as she headed round the bend.
(picker shrubs, wheel hubs)
She sent to the cops and confessed to the attack.
And they called out the hounds just to get his weenie back.
They sniffied and they barked, then they pointed over there,
Too John Wayne’s Henry that was wavin’ in the air.
(By a fence, evidence)
Now Peter and John couldn’t stay apart too long,
So a dic-doc said, Hey I can fix your dong.
A needle and some thread’s just the thing you’re gonna need.
And the world held its breath ‘til they heard that Johnny peed.
(Stitched seam, straight stream)
Well, he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court
With a cock-eyed lawyer since his assets came up short.
They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape,
And his pecker was the only thing they didn’t have on tape.
(Video, that is. unexposed, case closed)
One of many potential reasons why I divorced my first wife. I wouldn’t put it past her.
I already know more than I ever wanted to know!
PASADENA!
Let's stay focused on the real outrage here, a BLACK CONSERVATIVE Supreme Court Justice.
The abbreviated version:
Man assaults wife with his penis
Wife assaults man’s penis with a knife
Both are found not guilty
I imagine it took her a looooong time to find a date after that. :)
This song is dedicated to John Bobbitt
Detachable Penis - King Missile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
Oh she was an immigrant that explains and excuses everything.
Have to love her for having the sheer gall to say that she’s not a vindictive person because she told them where she had thrown his penis after she cut it off. No honey, you are world famous vindictive.
Wait, some hapless dolt actually married her after that?
The mention of Lorena Bobbitt made me think of Joey and Mary Jo Buttafuoco. Bottom dwellers, all.
“They found it and put it on ice in a Big Bite hot dog box”. A hot dog box!!? Well, I guess that could work!
"Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!"
“Bobbit,” like “Lewinsky,” are now in the lexicon of a culture that has fallen into the gutter.
5.56mm
Too bad she wasn’t married to Bubba Clinton.