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1 posted on 01/31/2019 12:57:07 PM PST by Paladin2
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I don’t want to know any of her story.


2 posted on 01/31/2019 12:58:09 PM PST by chris37 (No wall? No vote.)
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1) She’s the victim
2) It’s Trump’s fault


4 posted on 01/31/2019 1:01:22 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
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She cut off her husbands wiener, what else is there to know


5 posted on 01/31/2019 1:04:11 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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i heard just the tip of the story...


6 posted on 01/31/2019 1:05:45 PM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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Here’s a little story of a man named John,
A poor ex-marine with a little fraction gone.
It seems one night after gettin’ with the wife,
She loped off his schlong with the swipe of a knife.
(penis, that is)

Well the next thing you know there a Ginsu by his side,
And Lorena’s in the car takin Willie for a ride.
She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend
And tossed him out the car as she headed round the bend.
(picker shrubs, wheel hubs)

She sent to the cops and confessed to the attack.
And they called out the hounds just to get his weenie back.
They sniffied and they barked, then they pointed over there,
Too John Wayne’s Henry that was wavin’ in the air.
(By a fence, evidence)

Now Peter and John couldn’t stay apart too long,
So a dic-doc said, Hey I can fix your dong.
A needle and some thread’s just the thing you’re gonna need.
And the world held its breath ‘til they heard that Johnny peed.
(Stitched seam, straight stream)

Well, he healed and he hardened and he took his case to court
With a cock-eyed lawyer since his assets came up short.
They cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape,
And his pecker was the only thing they didn’t have on tape.
(Video, that is. unexposed, case closed)


9 posted on 01/31/2019 1:08:47 PM PST by tuffydoodle (God's character and moral nature are absolute, eternal, and unchanging.)
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One of many potential reasons why I divorced my first wife. I wouldn’t put it past her.


10 posted on 01/31/2019 1:08:51 PM PST by Viking2002
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I already know more than I ever wanted to know!

PASADENA!


16 posted on 01/31/2019 1:17:12 PM PST by onyx (JOIN 300 CLUB BY DONATING $34 MONTHLY! TRUMP'S WAY IS THE WINNING WAY!)
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Even though the “War of the Bobbitts,” as People magazine called it, happened two years after Anita Hill inserted sexual harassment into the conversation ...

Let's stay focused on the real outrage here, a BLACK CONSERVATIVE Supreme Court Justice.

21 posted on 01/31/2019 1:24:17 PM PST by AndyJackson
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The abbreviated version:

Man assaults wife with his penis
Wife assaults man’s penis with a knife
Both are found not guilty


22 posted on 01/31/2019 1:24:42 PM PST by taxcontrol
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I imagine it took her a looooong time to find a date after that. :)


23 posted on 01/31/2019 1:24:43 PM PST by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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This song is dedicated to John Bobbitt

Detachable Penis - King Missile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4


24 posted on 01/31/2019 1:26:25 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Oh she was an immigrant that explains and excuses everything.


27 posted on 01/31/2019 1:29:48 PM PST by Williams (Stop Tolerating The Intolerant.)
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Have to love her for having the sheer gall to say that she’s not a vindictive person because she told them where she had thrown his penis after she cut it off. No honey, you are world famous vindictive.


28 posted on 01/31/2019 1:31:29 PM PST by Williams (Stop Tolerating The Intolerant.)
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Lorena Gallo

Wait, some hapless dolt actually married her after that?

32 posted on 01/31/2019 1:36:46 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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The mention of Lorena Bobbitt made me think of Joey and Mary Jo Buttafuoco. Bottom dwellers, all.


33 posted on 01/31/2019 1:37:41 PM PST by JonPreston
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“They found it and put it on ice in a Big Bite hot dog box”. A hot dog box!!? Well, I guess that could work!


36 posted on 01/31/2019 1:42:06 PM PST by bobby.223 (Retired up in the snowy Mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
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"Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!"

38 posted on 01/31/2019 1:49:32 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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“Bobbit,” like “Lewinsky,” are now in the lexicon of a culture that has fallen into the gutter.

5.56mm


40 posted on 01/31/2019 1:55:48 PM PST by M Kehoe (DRAIN THE SWAMP! BUILD THE WALL!)
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Didn't think there was much of it left.
41 posted on 01/31/2019 1:58:02 PM PST by DannyTN
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Too bad she wasn’t married to Bubba Clinton.


51 posted on 01/31/2019 2:17:03 PM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn)
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