It would be a lot more believable if she said he was wearing a straw hat and had a corn cob pipe in his lips.
Yeah, notice how the Fake Stuff always fits 90%+ of the stereotypical narrative
Only thing missing in this one is a Confederate Flag
There is no definition of “redneck.” What she means, and everyone knows, that she means “Trump supporter”.
May these people all go to hell.
I work in that area. Finding a redneck at 0200 on Tuesday when it was 3 degrees outside is just not believable.
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Presumably, the cops already know exactly who was outside the building. If there was anyone to match her description, we should see video of it any minute.
Hunting socks
Probably machine gun hunting socks.
Oh, goody. The more people they bring into this hoax, the more likely there will be one of them that will crack under pressure.
Rednecks.
In Chicago.
Wearing MAGA hats.
Okay, sure, I believe that all day long and well into the night.
Her description is almost too detailed to be credible.
She gathered that much data just by walking near him?
Does she even have a dog?
Does she ‘like’ Louis Farrakhan?
Does she (or has she ever) owned a PussyHat?
Did the ‘Redneck’ ask to borrow a cup of bleach?
According to Smolletts neighbor, the man appeared agitated and out of place as he puffed on a cigarette. She said he was a white male with scruff on his face wearing a blue winter hat, a blue hoodie, and jeans. The alleged assailant also wore thick, grey hunting socks, which the neighbor said she could see because his jeans were ill-fitted, along with camel-colored shoes.
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Mighty great description there. Yessiree. That screams ‘REDNECK’ all day long.
But what about the Bleach? Was it Clorox Bleach or a store brand generic?
Surely she must know that.
I thought the assailants were wearing white ski masks?
On a related note, ABC news is reporting that Chicago has 12 detectives working this case. Twelve detectives. In a city where 83% of homicides go unsolved.
Great job Jussie!
You can’t see a redneck’s socks because he wears ****kickers...
That’s so funny. People living in Chicago apartment complexes are experts on the subject of hunting socks?
In related news, she also saw a white racist guy shoot that little black girl in the Houston Wal-Mart parking lot.
Camel-colored shoes? Who wrote this? That left-wing fashion reporter at the Washington Post? Seriously, this is funny!
2015, Glendale, Calif:
EMPIRE actress Taraji Henson falsely claims cops PROFILED her son, harassed him:
http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3724005/posts
Yeah, this is the SECOND time the cast from Empire has pulled this zact same scam, yes.
Her son was driving with a PHARMACY in his car, he had so much drug stuff. Cops totally LET HIM OFF after confiscating his narcotics but his mother said he’d been profiled, threatened, everything.
Only the VIDEO exonerated them.
And we know the assailant was a fan of Cole Porter because he was tap-dancing just like Donald O’Connor in “Anything Goes.”
around 12:30 a.m. Tuesday.
Anybody remember what the temp was at 12:30 am in Chicago on Tuesday...