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To: rktman

It would be a lot more believable if she said he was wearing a straw hat and had a corn cob pipe in his lips.


2 posted on 01/31/2019 10:48:14 AM PST by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx D)
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To: Pilgrim's Progress

Shoulda gone with “Illinois Nazis” instead of “rednecks” when filing the initial report.


71 posted on 01/31/2019 11:26:10 AM PST by kaboom
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To: Pilgrim's Progress
It would be a lot more believable if she said he was wearing a straw hat and had a corn cob pipe in his lips.

And, whistling 'Dixie.'

86 posted on 01/31/2019 11:59:09 AM PST by Ol' Dan Tucker (For 'tis the sport to have the engineer hoist with his own petard., -- Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 4)
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She forgot to state if his toothpick was out the right or left side of his mouth. Everyone knows out the right side meant he was probably a gay play date waiting impatiently.


88 posted on 01/31/2019 12:01:41 PM PST by redcatcherb412
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