[Army Air Corps]

Ping.

[Candor7]

Any chance that its SCOTUS Justice Ruth Ginsburg?

[Steely Tom]

I would think the number of launches that could put an object into such a strange orbital state would be pretty small.

[mrsmith]

An empty trashbag would be very useful. There’s a lot of trash in orbit.

[EnglishOnly]

It’s probably stamped: - Return to Sender!

[Alas Babylon!]

Paper or plastic?

[TADSLOS]

It’s Zod and his posse.

[Windflier]

Libs... Always throwing their trash out of the car window, while lecturing the rest of us about saving the planet.

[Ouchthatonehurt]

Clearly Trump’s fault.

[Redwood71]

Now all they’ve got to do is send an old guy up there with a white suit and cap, a broom, dust pan, and a grabber arm to fill he bag. And he would probably be union and make real bank.

rwood

[Bayard]

Is Sam Mendes filming another movie?

Queue emotional theme music.

“Do you want to see the most beautiful thing I ever filmed? It was one of those days when it’s a minute away from snowing. And there’s this electricity in the air, you can almost hear it, right? And this bag was just... dancing with me ... like a little kid begging me to play with it. For fifteen minutes. That’s the day I realized that there was this entire life behind things, and this incredibly benevolent force that wanted me to know there was no reason to be afraid. Ever. Video is a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember ... I need to remember...

Sometimes there’s so much beauty in the world ... I feel like I can’t take it... and my heart is just going to cave in.”

[Bratch]

Somebody call sanitation.

[blueplum]

so is that what happens to weather balloons - they become solar wind kites? But the bigger question is, will it attract aliens?

[FrankR]

Just so long as there are NO plastic straws orbitin’ out da’ah.

[Lean-Right]

At least it’s not a straw.

[piasa]

Seems clear to me- the new virtue signaling cause of the century - greater than saving puny old earth from the ravages of Man. Spacegreenies must save the solar system from senseless bits of garbage just in case there’s such a thing as cosmic turtles that might see such garbage as food.

[Sirius Lee]

"Hold on to your seats, boys! It's going to be a bumpy ride.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

At first they thought it was a London phone booth...

[joethedrummer]

if they zoom in close, they’ll find it’s just a wrapper from a loaf of Wonder bread.

[left that other site]

It's The Doomsday Machine!