Posted on 01/25/2019 10:17:06 AM PST by EveningStar
Full title: Barbra Streisand Once Cancelled a Jimmy Kimmel Appearance Because She Wasn't Able to Sit on Her "Best Side"
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She has a best side?
his face?
She has been like that for decades.
When she sang at the Vegas MGM her condition was ROSE PETALS IN HER TOILET WATER.
No, not once. I mean EVERY time she flushed that toilet, with no others using it.
Yes, an ATTENDANT had to stand there all day.
“We’re embarrassed to tell you —our pipes are super old and won’t allow it..!”
No dice, she said, CHANGE THE PIPES.
And they DID.
Best side is one that is covered with a paper bag.
She has a best side?
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So they couldn’t find a way to point a camera at the back of her head?
She ALSO owns the homes on either side of this house.
They are equally yuge.
For years she sued, trying to prevent people with choppers, planes and drones from photographing her property.
She wasn’t able to sit on her butt?..............
I thought she always sits on her best side?
People who need people (to schlep rose petals and overhaul plumbing) are the luckiest people.
My brain automatically inserted the word tuffet in place of the elipsis in the headline.
Another one:
She was due to appear for some stupid performance at some palatial place.
She wanted to go to their spa, she’d be coming in super late, after they closed.
They kept all the staff there, just for her, maybe over 10 people with their own lives.
Babs made it quick, though, right..? Out of consideration.
NOPE!
Even before starting she blabbed away on her phone for hours, doing showbiz talk, finally finished her spa stuff at maybe 4 am.
ALL those people had to be there all those hours and Babs didn’t give the tiniest sign she noticed that or appreciated it.
“Her best side”?
Well, her only honest side is that upon witch she is always sitting. Whether that is on her (rose petal) throne, Kimmel’s couch, her couch, or her private airplane’s first class seat, we can be sure. It is facing her best side.
I read where she takes her motor home to shop in town.
So she doesn’t have to use the ‘Public’ facilities.
Don’t know if she has rose petals in there, though.
Streissand is a quite accomplished actress/singer/whatever but her politics are stupid as dirt
This thread is pure B.S.
All hail queen Babs.
I never cared for her very much.
They have a liquid now called Poo-pouri. She should switch to that. It’s not nearly as elegant, though.
There are many so much better, yet so underappreciated today.
When I am looking for vintage CDs from the G and W, I keep coming across B.S. and it is, because of her stupidity, sickening.
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