Posted on 01/21/2019 8:50:08 AM PST by rey
CHANGCHUN, China — The Chinese Army relieved a decorated army officer and son of legendary Gen. Li of his command position after details were leaked that the promising young officer had “fostered a command climate of toxic masculinity,” sources confirmed today.
While training recruits for war against the invading Hun Army, Capt. Shang reportedly abused his primarily male recruits, asking if their families had sent daughters when he’d asked for sons. Several of Li’s troops have come forward with allegations against him, and many more anonymous complaints have been received by Imperial Headquarters.
Li screamed at his troops to “be a man” no less than nine times, according to eyewitnesses. Several other reports claim he told the trainees he would “make a man out of them.”
Imperial advisor Chi Fu was appointed to investigate the claims, a decision met with criticism. One recruit, Fa Ping, has reported that Chi is equally misogynistic in his regular professional conduct. Despite the criticism and expectations that the investigation would quickly exonerate the captain, Chi claims to have already found staggering evidence of an anti-woman command culture.
“The captain and troops have accused me of squealing like a girl, revealing what is clearly a culture of systemic misogyny,” said Chi Fu. “And that’s only what I experienced directly. I have heard whispers that Shang would be willing to execute a woman simply for joining the army, which I would have no part of. I am completely loyal to the emperor’s intersectional guidance plan and believe that our strength is not in what’s considered ‘manly,’ but rather diversity.”
The toxic masculinity scandal has rocked the Chinese Army particularly hard as it comes on the heels of a sensational report that claims nearly 100 percent of the troops were the same race, dipping readiness far below necessary levels. The one silver lining according to that report was that the army had exactly zero white people, a welcome statistic.
In response to the investigation’s initial findings, Imperial Headquarters has decided to put Li Shang on unpaid administrative leave and send his recruits home with service waivers.
At press time, all parties involved were seen being assimilated into Hun culture.
Was he featured in that Gillette commercial?
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Hmmm... I wonder if I can go back and sue the government for $$$ for all the times my Air Force TI called us ladies?
And the ‘pick ‘em up, put ‘em down’ routine for a half hour on day 1 I’m gonna call harassment and bullying.
Maybe I will be able to retire some day after all.
Does anyone besides me think this is a BS story? Sadly if it was here I would not doubt it for a minute.
I find it consoling that our rivals, the Chinese, are suffering from some of the same PC illness that we are.
Its the story to the Disney movie “Mulan” with present PC attitudes added in.
Now I KNOW we can defeat them!!
Good intellectual exercise.
Good post.
Because he yelled at them? He hurt their feelings? Yet somehow this is a most feared enemy? They sound even more squishy than our millenials. Do they know which bathroom to use?
It’s a farcical take on the Disney movie “Mulan”.
Good for China. They should do their very best to flush toxic masculinity out of the military.
Meanwhile...
You will have to scroll over extra for that.
Are the Communists committed to copy *everything* from the West?
I’m sorry. I cannot bring myself to post these as satire when they so obviously are. My apologies.
“I find it consoling that our rivals, the Chinese, are suffering from some of the same PC illness that we are.”
My first thought too.
Could be true. The rest is BS for export.
Uh, this is a satire site FRiends.
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