Clearwater man says syringes found in rectum are not his, deputies say

Fox 13 News ^ | January 8, 2019 | Fox 13 News staff

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

CLEARWATER, Fla. (FOX 13) - Three syringes were found in a Pinellas County man’s rectum, which he claimed didn’t belong him, deputies said.

A warrant was out for 40-year-old Wesley Dasher Scott on a drug charge, and deputies took him into custody on January 4 around 4:30 a.m. During his strip search, deputies with the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office said he removed three syringes from his rectum and handed it to them.

Scott said he found them, and they weren’t his, deputies said.

Additional drug charges were added during his arrest.

[jjotto]

No word about cigars?

[sparklite2]

I love it. That should be the new definition of ‘chutzpah.’

(If it was up your ass, you’d know.)

[sparklite2]

Fido, you mangled that joke. Bad dog!

[al baby]

I knew a guy that used a clutch alightment tool

[elbook]

American Law says : “IF ITS UP YOUR ASS, YOU OWN THEM”

[gogeo]

He must be a heavy sleeper.

...and the second question is, would you like to go camping?

[oh8eleven]

Ah, thanks but no thanks.

[oh8eleven]

My daughter is a paramedic. Once a while she gets one of these calls.
Yuck, no thanks.

[MortMan]

You don’t know how they got there?

Has your rectum been with you all day?!?

[AppyPappy]

Did anyone else have access to your rectum when you weren’t looking?

[supremedoctrine]

Even one of those little curlicue energy saver things that have almost taken over the market now??