Posted on 01/08/2019 1:04:44 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
CLEARWATER, Fla. (FOX 13) - Three syringes were found in a Pinellas County man’s rectum, which he claimed didn’t belong him, deputies said.
A warrant was out for 40-year-old Wesley Dasher Scott on a drug charge, and deputies took him into custody on January 4 around 4:30 a.m. During his strip search, deputies with the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office said he removed three syringes from his rectum and handed it to them.
Scott said he found them, and they weren’t his, deputies said.
Additional drug charges were added during his arrest.
C’mon man, dat ain’t my sh!t man.
I once saw an xray of a homo w/ a light bulb up his butt, taken in a hospital ER. Never underestimate what stupid and desperate people will do.
What? I don’t know who put those there!
[ Scott said he found them, and they weren’t his, deputies said. ]
Seems reasonable. Makes perfect sense.
I hope he runs for community organizer in Chicago and then as a Democrat. He’s already got a fine résumé.
Medical Underwriter here.
I once saw a pelvic x-ray of a slender 8-9” fish (like a young barracuda) lodged in the descending colon. A perfect little slender fish skeleton and soft tissue outline contrasted in front of the pelvis.
Of course I had to share it with my neighboring cube mates. That was a once in a lifetime.
It’s like your pickup bed. Anybody could just throw that in there while walking by.
He was probably changing a light bulb, and just fell off the ladder on the syringes. I hate when that happens.
Maybe the location was a high traffic area.
I KNOW!!! RIGHT??? Every time I was caught with syringes in my rectum I said I was either 1. Holding them for a friend or 2.Still there from an OuterSpace Alien Anal Probe during my abduction. You read about it, I’m sure....
Aliens do the darndest things.
Not the world’s Most convincing alibi.
The proctologists mule.
That’s a sh!tty excuse.
Oh please. Don't make ass-inine buns. I means puns.
That answers the question I had when I rented an apartment and found some mysterious little equipment up on a shelf in the master bedroom.Now I’m sorry I know.
NO idea who left’em there,eh? Just how many people have access to his anus?? TSTL. Too stupid to live.
He must be a heavy sleeper.
I read some of the stuff in the headlines and wonder what planet I’m on.
5.56mm
The rectal light bulb thing is very common,but I could never understand it. Even during the 70s there had to be “sex toys” that were not that dangerous, certainly now there’s a whole industry devoted to it.At least that’s what my Catholic priest told me......
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