Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Woman accused of pretending to be a homeless teenager to enroll in high school
NBC News ^ | 1/4/2019 | Minnyvonne Burke

Posted on 01/04/2019 4:02:18 PM PST by simpson96

A New York woman in her 30s was arrested for pretending to be a homeless teenager so she could enroll in a Greene County high school — even though she already has a high school diploma, police and school district officials said.

Michaelann Goodrich allegedly told administrators at Cairo-Durham High School that she was a 15-year-old girl named Riley Madison, district superintendent Anthony Taibi told NBC News.

Under the McKinney-Vento Act, which states that homeless children and youth cannot be denied education, the school was required to immediately enroll Goodrich in classes when she enrolled on Dec. 19. Image: Michaelann Goodrich, 32, was arrested after trying to enroll in high school classes while pretending to be a 15-year-old homeless teen in Cairo, New York. Michaelann Goodrich, 32, was arrested after trying to enroll in high school classes while pretending to be a 15-year-old homeless teen in Cairo, New York.Greene County Sherrif's Office

Taibi, however, said officials at the school noticed “red flags” in Goodrich’s story and asked the police to get involved.

“There was enough in her story that caused some concern,” he said.

Goodrich was able to attend one day of classes on Dec. 20, according to Taibi.


(Excerpt) Read more at nbcnews.com ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: anthonytaibi; cairo; cairodurhamhigh; greenecounty; hotlunchprogram; michaelanngoodrich; newyork; rileymadison
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-24 next last

1 posted on 01/04/2019 4:02:18 PM PST by simpson96
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: simpson96

How silly! She should know that only Muslim and Latino immigrants are allowed to be in their 30s and pretend to be teenagers in high school.


2 posted on 01/04/2019 4:04:49 PM PST by ArtDodger
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: simpson96

I had a classmate in high school who had white hair. We called him Daddy Groovy’ and the plus side, he looked 40-ish we always sent him to liquor stores when we needed booze.


3 posted on 01/04/2019 4:07:26 PM PST by max americana (Happily Fired every stupid liberal at every election since 08' at work. I hope all liberals die.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: simpson96

Guilty. Nuke it from orbit.


4 posted on 01/04/2019 4:09:22 PM PST by fieldmarshaldj ("It's Slappin' Time !")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: simpson96

That’s ageist discrimination! And some Obama judge will order the school to readmit her.


5 posted on 01/04/2019 4:10:04 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: simpson96

Why not? Dudes can claim to be a woman and vis versa, and some say that is okay but they can compete in athletics and even pageants using their pretend gender. How can pretending to be 15 years old any less valid?


6 posted on 01/04/2019 4:17:00 PM PST by rigelkentaurus
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: simpson96

She should have said she wanted to be a man and wanted a sex change and she wanted to be a 15 year old boy, instead. She would have been the instant valid Victorian of the class.


7 posted on 01/04/2019 4:17:18 PM PST by blackdog
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: blackdog
She would have been the instant valid Victorian of the class.

I love that. I'm going to use it in Real Life if it kills me.

8 posted on 01/04/2019 4:18:12 PM PST by Tax-chick (What can I do to fight entropy today?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: simpson96

Strangers With Candy?


9 posted on 01/04/2019 4:18:58 PM PST by GSWarrior
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: simpson96

Grudging respect to her for trying to get
hot meals,
somewhere safe to stay during the day,
Someplace warm during the day,
friendship,
access to medical help,
and maybe even a little learning.

If her alternative was a homeless shelter, this was actually a rational choice.


10 posted on 01/04/2019 4:20:33 PM PST by Chad N. Freud (FR is the modern equivalent of the Committees of Correspondence. Let other analogies arise.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: simpson96

If she self-identifies as a 15 yearold then she’s 15 yearsold.


11 posted on 01/04/2019 4:24:21 PM PST by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: simpson96

I could hardly wait to get OUT of high school.


12 posted on 01/04/2019 4:27:19 PM PST by mkmensinger
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Chad N. Freud

Good point.


13 posted on 01/04/2019 4:28:05 PM PST by Tax-chick (What can I do to fight entropy today?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies]

To: simpson96

Living the nightmare.


14 posted on 01/04/2019 4:42:12 PM PST by Boiler Plate ("Why be difficult, when with just a little more work, you can be impossible" Mom)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: simpson96
Image: Michaelann Goodrich, 32, was arrested after trying to enroll in high school classes while pretending to be a 15-year-old homeless teen in Cairo, New York.

My guess is she wanted to be in the gender fluid good times that are now had in school. /yes sarcasm

15 posted on 01/04/2019 5:01:12 PM PST by Robert DeLong
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: simpson96

Angling to get in the weekend backpack program?


16 posted on 01/04/2019 5:07:19 PM PST by GnuThere
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: fieldmarshaldj

If she were hot, I would say Lazzit!


17 posted on 01/04/2019 5:45:52 PM PST by shanover (...To disarm the people is the best and most effectual way to enslave them.-S.Adams)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: ArtDodger

If she had chosen a name like Shamiquiah Lopez she’d still be in and collecting benefits too.


18 posted on 01/04/2019 5:50:43 PM PST by Baynative ("A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams." - John Barrymore)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies]

To: simpson96

Going for that “valedictorian” slot.


19 posted on 01/04/2019 6:02:13 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (#NotARussianBot)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: simpson96

She’s homeless, ignorant and ugly ... seems like she has everything going for her in NY legal system.


20 posted on 01/04/2019 6:06:18 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet (Start using cash and checks or the elite class and bankers will make "cashless" the norm.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-24 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson