Skip to comments.A Saturday Snicker
Posted on 12/01/2018 9:29:33 AM PST by sodpoodle
The President and the head of the Democrat Party, Nancy Pelosi, are arguing extensively over allowing immigrants into our country. Nancy of course wants free access to everyone who wants to come in, while Donald wants us to secure our borders and insure only the right people come in.
Instead of going to a costly, time-consuming nationwide vote on the matter, they agree to a 3-day ice fishing contest to settle the issue.
Whoever catches the most fish at the end of the 3 days will have his or her process implemented.
The two decide that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5 PM so they use a neutral park ranger station.
After Day 1, Trump returns to the station with a total of 10 fish, while Pelosi comes back with nothing.
Day 2 finishes and Trump catches another 20 fish, but Pelosi once again comes back with nothing.
That night, Pelosi and her liberal cronies get together and accuse Trump of being a "low-life, cheating piece of scum." Instead of fishing on Day 3, they are going to follow Trump and to spy on him and figure out how he is cheating.
Day 3 finishes up and Trump has had an incredible day, adding 40 more to his total.
That night, Pelosi and her democratic cohorts get together for the full report on how Donald was cheating.
Pelosi stands up to give her report and says, "You are not going to believe this. Trump is cheating because he's cutting holes in the ice."
And this, my friends, tells you the difference between a businessman and a career government politician.
I was expecting Nancy to say that a box of fish she caught was not counted and now she has 357 fish...
Nancy Pelosi is an ice-hole;)
I thought Nancy and her cabal would simply produce some ballot boxes.... Stuffed full of fish..... Well dead fish..... from cemeteries.......with hanging chads...
“I was expecting Nancy to say that a box of fish she caught was not counted and now she has 357 fish...”
That’s what I was thinking too.
I thought Nancy and her cabal would simply produce some ballot boxes.... Stuffed full of fish..... Well dead fish..... from Them-R-RATS Cemeteries.......with hanging RAT chads...
Fixed it. wink, wink.
Some joker put Hillary! signs in the local cemetery during the 2016 election.
“with hanging chads...”
Those would be hanging shads...
1. arrange for compensation in the event of damage to or loss of (property), or injury to or the death of (someone), in exchange for regular advance payments to a company or government agency
2. secure or protect someone against (a possible contingency).
1. make certain that (something) shall occur or be the case.
2. make certain of obtaining or providing (something).
3. make sure that (a problem) shall not occur.
Donald wants us to secure our borders and ensure only the right people come in.
Wouldn’t that be hanging shads?
The jokes are sent to me by email I don’t edit them - cutting and pasting is about all I can handle!!!!!
Just letting others know the difference between insure & ensure. Wasn’t necessarily directed at you. 8>)
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