Posted on 11/15/2018 4:33:00 PM PST by Impy
Well Belly Button Chick we....hey, where are you?
"I'm in the shower."
Is that how we're gonna play this?
"Well you're too lazy to photoshop a Bears Logo onto my Burqa, so for now, yeah."
"If only I, Burqa Chick, wasn't spun off into my own extremely popular chracter!!"
"Mon cheri, this is a travesty! Please come out!"
"I don't wanna the man to delete me again. Have you ever been deleted, Pepe? It smarts like a sonofb****!"
"Well no but once the animator let some of his cigarrette ash drop onto my face! Sacre Bleu that hurt!!"
"Hey there, I'm Mighty Morphin' Moe-Ron, I'm here to compare you sportball thread aficionados to Germans that allowed Hitler to rise to power and committ atrotices against humanity. It helps me feel better about myself for being 3 foot 4!!!"
"Woah dude, these sportball cucks ARE resposible for democraps taking the House and we should demand they BOYCOTT but that's a little extreme, don't you think?"
"T-h-i-n-k? I don't know this word."
"I never heard that word niether!!! You White people make up words all the time!!! Like this one I heard the other day "Con-steetooshun? What is that, an off-brand of malt liquor? I only drink the good stuff!!"
Nice to meet you Morphin' Moe-Ron, so shall we recap what happened in last week's dearly-departed skit?
"I displayed my ignorace by suggesting Hamilton was the first Black President and King Stannis went all grammar Nazi, and something about a cop stalking Belly Button Chick, you was rushing to get out the door, it wasn't very good, they did your cracka kiester a favor!!!"
Ok so let's move on to league news, Commissioner Smith decided to cancel the planned Monday Night foray to Mexico City over poor field conditions, perhaps that was just an exuse cause the teams didn't wanna play at that altitude.
"Yarr, that's right, it has nothing to do with the fact that Mexican food gives me the runs, arrrg."
Joining us now is disappointed fan S.P. Rodriguez. How are you taking the bad news?
"Eh to tell you the truth I only watch soccer and baseball. It's more Mexican-Americans that made travel plans that are upset. Well ok maybe younger Mexicans give a damn but I was born in 1959. Listen to
this guy who wants to get so worked up about someone named Boykin?"
Glad you're doing ok S.P. I'm concerned about the water bill you better come out of there Belly Button Chick.
BBC? I better see if she's ok.
"Good evening."
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Let me know if you want on/off the list.
Get your picks in if you haven't gotten them in on last weeks thread. Thursday kickoff soon.
I'll take the Seaslugs tonight.
I hear they’re burning flags for the halftime show.
"I think I'm clever!!!"
Seattle
Pittsburgh
Houston
Minnesota
Carolina
LARams
Tampa Bay
Tennessee
Chargers
Arizona
New Orleans
Atlanta
Cinci
Two seasons without any football....
The advertising wonks should start to wonder who is really “watching.”
Last season I decreased watching. This year cold turkey and I don’t miss it at all.
Go Pack Go, you haters.
Posted earlier today on Week 10 thread:
Tonight -
Shehawks nip collapsing Pack
Sunday:
Ravenous Ravens in a close one
Dallas
GIANTS!!!!
Steelers
(Three cheers for the) REDSKINS
TITANS
(Ugliest uni’s In NFL) Carolina whips Det. (Detroit is SO BAD)
SuperChargers
Raiders finally win over hapless Phoenix Crapnals
Aints kill PHI
Vikings at home
Monday night :
Cheeps embarass non existent Ram D (37-24) for KC win
So where’s your picks?
Just what Texas needs - Yankee Cheesesniffers
Just what Texas needs - Yankee Cheesesniffers
I’ve lived in Texas since 1981, but I am not giving up the football team of my mother and grandmother for the Cowgirls or the Texans whose only great player is from Wisconsin.
Vikings aren’t at home.
Poor ol Dallas can’t buy a fart.
Don’t worry I noticed everyone who got their picks in on the old thread!!!
Seattle over Green Bay
Houston over Washington
Pittsburgh over Jacksonville
Tennessee over Indianapolis
Tampa Bay over N.Y. Giants
Baltimore over Cincinnati
Carolina over Detroit
L.A. Chargers over Denver
Arizona over Oakland
New Orleans over Philadelphia
Chicago over Minnesota
Kansas City over L.A. Rams
And “My Boyz”.... Dallas over Atlanta
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