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Well Belly Button Chick we....hey, where are you?

"I'm in the shower."

Is that how we're gonna play this?

"Well you're too lazy to photoshop a Bears Logo onto my Burqa, so for now, yeah."

"If only I, Burqa Chick, wasn't spun off into my own extremely popular chracter!!"

"Mon cheri, this is a travesty! Please come out!"

"I don't wanna the man to delete me again. Have you ever been deleted, Pepe? It smarts like a sonofb****!"

"Well no but once the animator let some of his cigarrette ash drop onto my face! Sacre Bleu that hurt!!"

"Hey there, I'm Mighty Morphin' Moe-Ron, I'm here to compare you sportball thread aficionados to Germans that allowed Hitler to rise to power and committ atrotices against humanity. It helps me feel better about myself for being 3 foot 4!!!"

"Woah dude, these sportball cucks ARE resposible for democraps taking the House and we should demand they BOYCOTT but that's a little extreme, don't you think?"

"T-h-i-n-k? I don't know this word."

"I never heard that word niether!!! You White people make up words all the time!!! Like this one I heard the other day "Con-steetooshun? What is that, an off-brand of malt liquor? I only drink the good stuff!!"

Nice to meet you Morphin' Moe-Ron, so shall we recap what happened in last week's dearly-departed skit?

"I displayed my ignorace by suggesting Hamilton was the first Black President and King Stannis went all grammar Nazi, and something about a cop stalking Belly Button Chick, you was rushing to get out the door, it wasn't very good, they did your cracka kiester a favor!!!"

Ok so let's move on to league news, Commissioner Smith decided to cancel the planned Monday Night foray to Mexico City over poor field conditions, perhaps that was just an exuse cause the teams didn't wanna play at that altitude.

"Yarr, that's right, it has nothing to do with the fact that Mexican food gives me the runs, arrrg."

Joining us now is disappointed fan S.P. Rodriguez. How are you taking the bad news?

"Eh to tell you the truth I only watch soccer and baseball. It's more Mexican-Americans that made travel plans that are upset. Well ok maybe younger Mexicans give a damn but I was born in 1959. Listen to

this guy who wants to get so worked up about someone named Boykin?"

Glad you're doing ok S.P. I'm concerned about the water bill you better come out of there Belly Button Chick.

BBC? I better see if she's ok.

"Good evening."

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Seattle over Green Bay

Houston over Washington

Pittsburgh over Jacksonville

Tennessee over Indianapolis

Tampa Bay over N.Y. Giants

Baltimore over Cincinnati

Carolina over Detroit

L.A. Chargers over Denver

Arizona over Oakland

New Orleans over Philadelphia

Chicago over Minnesota

Kansas City over L.A. Rams

And “My Boyz”.... Dallas over Atlanta

Well. I got the Thursday night game correct for once. Maybe that is a sign for this week?! Maybe not.... Here we go with the rest of the week's picks!

SUNDAY, NOV 18, 2018

Houston at Washington 1:00 pm CBS FedEx Field A good test for both teams to see who's for real. The Texans have rebounded from an 0 - 3 start to win six in a row. As for the 'Skins... they've had some good wins - Carolina for instance - and some puzzling losses - Indianapolis. Last week they gave up over 400 yards to TB yet somehow held them to six points. Regardless, I'm a Deshaun Watson fan and think he gets it done here. Texans,

Pittsburgh at Jacksonville 1:00 pm CBS EverBank Field The Men of Steel are rolling (cold rolled steel?) having run off six in a row after a shaky start. As for the Jags ... they're stumbling. No, they're past stumbling and have fallen down. Don't see how they can win this one. Steelers.

Tennessee at Indianapolis 1:00 pm CBS Lucas Oil Stadium Three - four? - weeks ago the Titans were shut out by the Ravens. Since then they've played like a newborn team. The Colts... well Luck is back in form and they've had some wins too. But the Titans have the better D. Titans.

Dallas at Atlanta 1:00 pm FOX Mercedes-Benz StadiumThe Cowboys have a small chance to make the playoffs, maybe as the second wild card. The Falcons were making a move before Baker Mayfield and the Browns derailed them last week. But I like Matt Ryan and Julio Jones picking apart the Dallas D and just about sealing Jason Garrett's fate. Falcons.

Tampa Bay at N.Y. Giants 1:00 pm FOX MetLife Stadium The G-Men actually won last week. No matter. Tampa Bay is a more complete team if not exactly good. But it doesn't take 'exactly good' to beat the Giants. Bucs.

Cincinnati at Baltimore 1:00 pm CBS M&T Bank Stadium The Ravens are 4 - 5 and on track for 8 - 8. However, the Bengals seem to have no defense having surrendered over 500 yards per game recently. Even the Ravens can't mess this one up. Can they?! Ravens.

Carolina at Detroit 1:00 pm FOX Ford Field That was quite a downer against the Steelers last week by the Panthers. But they've had ten days to get ready for Matt Patricia's schizophrenic Lions. Cam Newton and Christian McCaffrey are gonna go crazy. Panthers.

Denver at L.A. Chargers 4:05 pm CBS StubHub Center John Elway is already looking for the Broncos next QB, as Case Keenum has shown that last year was a fluke and not the norm, or the Broncos just dont have the quality of supporting players that the Vikings did. And the Chargers.... Well, everyone knows I love the Chargers so... Chargers.

Oakland at Arizona 4:05 pm CBS University of Phoenix Stadium Wow! What a game! How to pick a winner in this.... playoff for the Number 1 pick? When in doubt take the home team. Cardinals.

Philadelphia at New Orleans 4:25 pm FOX Mercedes-Benz SuperdomeThat Super Bowl hangover is a quite a hangover isn't it? What's the difference between last year and this? Injuries? Chemistry? I dunno.... But New Orleans is playing better than everyone right now, even mores when home in The Dome. The Saints will effectively end the Iggles season. Saints.

Minnesota at Chicago 8:20 pm NBC Soldier Field Neither of these teams is a threat to the Rams or Saints as tops in the conference. But someone has to win this devision and since the Lions and The Pack are out.... Vikings.

MONDAY, NOV 19, 2018

Kansas City at L.A. Rams 8:15 pm ESPN Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum The game of the week! Maybe the game of the season....Moved from Mexico City to LA... I think LA has the better defense (Aaron Donald, Suh, etc) but I also think that the Chiefs vast array of offensive options will negate that (as long as Mahomes is protected). So... Chiefs!

Good luck everyone!

In the college ranks this week, I would love to see Syracuse knock off Notre Dame today.

And I'll take Alabama over The Citadel.