Pick up the phone
And call ......."
"I ain't afraid of no ghost"
Posted on 11/01/2018 10:51:15 AM PDT by Beautiful_Gracious_Skies
A British woman who claims to have had sex with over 20 ghosts has finally found love. Amethyst Realm, 30, announced this week that after much deliberation over the look and size of a ring, she is now engaged to a spirit named Ray.
Back in December, Realm told the British talk show “This Morning” that she had stopped having sex with real, living men since she preferred ghosts instead. And now she’s found The One.
“Then, one day, while I was walking through the bush, enjoying nature, I suddenly felt this incredible energy. A new lover had arrived,” she told The Sun. “From experience, I knew spirits tend to stay in one place, but something amazing happened.”
Realm then added she met him again on a plane ride, where he began seducing her. “I was happy and excited — so excited that we had to do something about it. So we headed to the plane loo and, well, I am now a member of the Mile High Club,” she said....
But it was Ray’s proposal that really made things special. “There was no going down on one knee — he doesn’t have knees. But for the first time, I heard him speak,” she said, claiming she heard the words “Will you marry me?” echo in a nearby cave while on her nature walk. “I could actually hear his voice and it was beautiful. Deep, sexy and real.”
And while everything sounds blissful and seamless, Realm is dealing with a minor hangup. She wants kids, but she’s not sure Ray does. “I don’t want to scare him off by talking about babies,” she said. It seems that ghosting is more popular among young people than ever before.
She’s ignoring the 3 ghost kids pulling on her aprons strings right now.
Here in the USA all of our ghosts vote DemoRat. Definitely para and abnormal.
I withdraw my post at #36. She’s been ‘dating’ ghosts for 12 years and is unsure of her current ghost lover’s gender- Amethyst comes from a very open alternative family.
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Crazy is now as normal as breathing in Once Great Britain.
"I ain't afraid of no ghost"
Methinks Amethyst is plagiarizing Anne Rice's Witching Hour books.
Probably thought it was a “How-to” book!
"She's living in LA, with my best ol ex-friend Ray..."
Guess they moved to London.
The same amount that it takes to spook a stickhorse
Is there a part in Rice’s book that details how the real actual human boyfriend nearly catches the woman in bed with her ghost lover? Does Rice detail the superiority of ‘ghost sex?’
Amethyst is demonstrably ready for Hollyweird, primetime.
Casper..................you are NOT the father!
I believe her.
I mean, we have ghosts over here who vote in elections.
Aww, come on Ray, man up and make your girl happy!
Things that go bump in the night.
She’s only with him for his ectoplasm...
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