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Man lists 'used' girlfriend for sale on eBay, is shocked when bids reach $119G
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| 10/10/2018
| Michelle Gant
Posted on 10/10/2018 8:54:42 AM PDT by Gamecock
A man who listed his girlfriend for sale on eBay as a prank was shocked when the bids reached over $119,000 within 24 hours.
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Dale Leeks, who lives in London, “wanted to have a laugh” so he thought it would be funny to list his girlfriend of one year, Kelly Greaves, on the auction site, CTV News reports.
He described her condition as “for parts or not working” and wrote that she “starts OK but after that there’s a constant whining noise that I can’t seem to stop. Bodywork is fairly tidy but close up shows signs of wear. No serious damage but you can see that she’s been used.
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TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: ebay; internet; women
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Depends on how old you are, your current status, and how much moolah you’ve got. As it always boils down to. Most women are not stupid, though they may not be designer runway material. Maybe 119GUK isn’t really enough, when you think about it long enough.
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posted on
10/10/2018 9:21:11 AM PDT
by
imardmd1
(ueences)
To: Paleo Conservative
Just some goofy guys (with a few too many barely pops down the hatch) who understand this sale will never go through . . .
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posted on
10/10/2018 9:21:26 AM PDT
by
Vigilanteman
(ObaMao: Fake America, Fake Messiah, Fake Black man. How many fakes can you fit into one Zer0?)
To: Balding_Eagle
Does she come with a boat that is fully paid for?
Send picture of the boat.
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posted on
10/10/2018 9:21:36 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Proud member of the DWN party. (Deplorable Wing Nut))
To: Gamecock
Looking at them there, I'm thinking that if both of them were for sale, she would bring in a lot more than he would.
To: Gamecock
Slightly used? More like
"Rode Hard, Put up Wet and still trying to sell her for full retail"
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posted on
10/10/2018 9:26:45 AM PDT
by
Centurion2000
(Coming in from the cold .... been a LONG while.)
To: Gamecock
If she thinks it’s funny, ok, but if she doesn’t, you’d better run the other way.
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posted on
10/10/2018 9:28:47 AM PDT
by
I want the USA back
(Cynicism is the only refuge in a world that is determined to eliminate itself.)
To: Gamecock
I just had a mental image of a Used Girlfriend lot. Some guy wearing a tacky blazer asking, “What do I have to do to get you in this girlfriend, today?”
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posted on
10/10/2018 9:29:00 AM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
10/10/2018 9:29:16 AM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Gamecock
Lord, I hope she wasn’t black.
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posted on
10/10/2018 9:30:04 AM PDT
by
moovova
( I hope Associate Justice Kavanaugh is one vindictive SOB.)
To: Army Air Corps
Veddy nice, does it playa duh cassettes?
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posted on
10/10/2018 9:30:58 AM PDT
by
Celerity
To: Gamecock
“The rear end leaks a bit but nothing that can’t be plugged”
Zikes!
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posted on
10/10/2018 9:31:27 AM PDT
by
um1990
(Under attack from within. We must fight on.)
To: BenLurkin
Looks like she might clean up pretty good....
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posted on
10/10/2018 9:33:25 AM PDT
by
matthew fuller
(The left loves islam because they both hate the USA. Remember 91101 and 91112.)
To: Gamecock
Mot unless she’s a certified Cordon Bleu chef and an experienced masseuse.... and THEN maybe $350.
To: Celerity
Does she play cassettes? Of course! Like a champ. Look, you seem like a nice guy, so I’m gonna make you a deal and throw in the underpants for free.
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posted on
10/10/2018 9:36:07 AM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Vigilanteman
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posted on
10/10/2018 9:36:29 AM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Gamecock
How much for the women?...
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posted on
10/10/2018 9:41:35 AM PDT
by
Hatteras
To: Hatteras
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posted on
10/10/2018 9:46:48 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Hatteras
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posted on
10/10/2018 9:46:49 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: Gamecock
Oh Yeah. I am sure they are both smiling just like that this very second.
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posted on
10/10/2018 9:50:03 AM PDT
by
Delta 21
(.....been here this long you actually expect me to read the article....)
To: Gamecock
Sold!
No return. No refund.
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posted on
10/10/2018 10:12:12 AM PDT
by
bgill
(CDC site, "We don't know. how people are infected with Ebola.")
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