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I didn't receive the POTUS alert
me | Clutch Martin

Posted on 10/03/2018 12:22:56 PM PDT by Clutch Martin

At 1418 this afternoon, I did not receive the presidential test alert. I'm a little worried. I know several people that received it, no problem, same area code, same town, but not me. What did I do? Was it a technical glitch? My phone was on, I waited purposefully to see the screen that says I got it. But I didn't get it. So what now? Do I contact my senator and complain, maybe it was something I did in my past, maybe it was a phone conversation that was previously recorded by the NSA, I just don't know what to think of it!

I'm worried. What if there was a thermonuclear launch and I'm putzing around my yard whistling a Happy tune. My phone doesn't alert me to Run for Cover and suddenly without warning, it's 100 million degrees Celsius before I realize what's even happening. Can you imagine getting stuck in a situation such as that? I want to talk to the president, I think he needs to hear my concerns. Maybe I'll send off a quick online email to my senator, who is the Republican, he would understand.

By the way, it is now 1515 local time and still no test has arrived on my Android. I could be Dust in the Wind at this point in time had it been an actual Thermonuclear launch and alert. I don't even know if I could get to sleep tonight over this. I have a safe place in my garage that I occupy when there are tornadoes imminent. Maybe I should go in there... I just recently bombed it for insect infestation so it should be pretty clean... I need some soup, some chicken soup, and warm homemade bread like Mama used to make. but first I have to go putz around the yard it is finally dry enough to mow and maybe my mowing will take me to "that other place where men go" when mowing.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: anotherstupidvanity; feelingblue; leftout; nolovefrompotus; potus; textalert
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To: Clutch Martin

I got!


21 posted on 10/03/2018 12:27:53 PM PDT by Cannon6
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To: Clutch Martin

Grab you bug-out bag and head for the hills, you didn’t make the Alien Invasion Human Negotiated Survivor Quota List.


22 posted on 10/03/2018 12:27:54 PM PDT by epluribus_2 (he had the best mom - ever.)
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To: Clutch Martin

23 posted on 10/03/2018 12:27:57 PM PDT by DCBryan1 (Quit calling them liberals, progs, socialists, or democrats. Call them what they are: COMMUNISTS!!!!)
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To: Clutch Martin

If you didn’t receive it, then you’ve been selected for this year’s annual Hunger Games.


24 posted on 10/03/2018 12:28:14 PM PDT by Durbin
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To: Clutch Martin

Me neither but according to a few here I am a low life newbie so maybe thats the reason.
Need to ask them as they seem to be very wise, just ask them !


25 posted on 10/03/2018 12:28:19 PM PDT by Bell Bouy II
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To: Red Badger

damn, beat me to it.GMTA


26 posted on 10/03/2018 12:28:23 PM PDT by DCBryan1 (Quit calling them liberals, progs, socialists, or democrats. Call them what they are: COMMUNISTS!!!!)
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To: Clutch Martin

You are on the list for FEMA camp roundup. Expect the knock on the door at around oh dark thirty. I did not receive a notice either...ATT.


27 posted on 10/03/2018 12:29:06 PM PDT by bubbacluck (America 180)
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To: GregoTX

I’m Verizon, and I got it. It also showed up on my Spectrum cable. I’d left my TV on when I went to the dentist, and the alert screen was still on when I got home. Had to turn the TV and cable box off to get rid of it.


28 posted on 10/03/2018 12:29:09 PM PDT by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: Clutch Martin

The alert is only going out to about 75% of devices. I got my alert. My wife did not.


29 posted on 10/03/2018 12:29:23 PM PDT by Magnatron
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To: GregoTX

I’m Verizon and received the message.


30 posted on 10/03/2018 12:29:38 PM PDT by ealgeone (SCRIPTURE DOES NOT CHANGE!)
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To: DCBryan1

31 posted on 10/03/2018 12:29:40 PM PDT by Red Badger (Q............PREPARE FOR 'SKY IS FALLING' WEEK...........................)
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To: Clutch Martin

The radio said some will, some won’t....


32 posted on 10/03/2018 12:29:45 PM PDT by JBW1949 (I'm really PC....PATRIOTICALLY CORRECT!!!!)
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To: Clutch Martin
You're under the radar. Congratulations!

Someday, and that day may never come, you'll be called upon to do a service. Think "wet work."

33 posted on 10/03/2018 12:29:47 PM PDT by Oratam
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To: Clutch Martin

Was your data turned off or on. Where you in a known dead spot without service? Tell more about this place men go when they are supposed to be mowing.


34 posted on 10/03/2018 12:29:47 PM PDT by Valpal1
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To: Clutch Martin

Modern phone-centric culture has turned us into a nation of hair-trigger basket cases.


35 posted on 10/03/2018 12:30:01 PM PDT by SpaceBar
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To: Clutch Martin
The reason for the test was to evaluate how much of the system is working. It sounds like a lot of things didn't work.
36 posted on 10/03/2018 12:30:06 PM PDT by snarkpup
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To: Clutch Martin

You have two choices:

1) Go into your settings and turn on Emergency Alerts, or

2) Stick your head between your legs and kiss you tookus goodbye when the Big One hits.


37 posted on 10/03/2018 12:30:21 PM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: Clutch Martin

If your using Verizon, I read where they messed up on relaying it.


38 posted on 10/03/2018 12:30:25 PM PDT by LouieFisk
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To: Clutch Martin

Who’d you vote for?


39 posted on 10/03/2018 12:31:20 PM PDT by keat
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To: Clutch Martin
How do You rate?

You must have paid off the FCC...

40 posted on 10/03/2018 12:31:38 PM PDT by EGPWS (Trust in God, question everyone else)
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