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An unsigned drawing by Brett Kavanaugh has just surfaced! (satire)
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Posted on 10/01/2018 9:19:12 AM PDT by Leaning Right

Unbiased investigators in the pay of George Soros have just found an unsigned kindergarten drawing by Brett Kavanaugh. And it shows that Kavanaugh did not color inside the lines!

Reaction from Democrats was swift.
Sen. Schumer: This shows that Kavanaugh cannot follow directions.
Sen. Warren: Kavanaugh certainly did this to torment his female kindergarten teacher.
Every commentator on CNN: I think we all know why Kavanaugh did not use any black crayons.
Brian Williams: I was principal of Kavanaugh's school at the time. He was a mean little kid.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: drawing; kavanaugh
It's tought to write satire these days because reality is even weirder.
1 posted on 10/01/2018 9:19:12 AM PDT by Leaning Right
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To: Leaning Right

The kicker is the picture is probably from a coloring book about a cartoon character that was introduced in the 1990s.


2 posted on 10/01/2018 9:21:23 AM PDT by NEMDF
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To: Leaning Right

SorozNazi paid mad maxine waters to paint the picture to entrap kavanough It took her three tries o learn how to use the crayon


3 posted on 10/01/2018 9:21:57 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." -Marcus Tillius Cicero (3 BCE))
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To: Leaning Right
It's tought to write satire these days because reality is even weirder.

And under those circumstances, it's tough to read it because it gets tough to tell the difference between satire and reality!

4 posted on 10/01/2018 9:22:03 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (It is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind.)
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To: Leaning Right

Wait until you see the photos of Brett naked with three nurses...…..

when he was born


5 posted on 10/01/2018 9:23:43 AM PDT by usual suspect
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To: Leaning Right

Is this a joke?


6 posted on 10/01/2018 9:23:47 AM PDT by Lee25
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To: NEMDF

> The kicker is the picture is probably from a coloring book about a cartoon character that was introduced in the 1990s. <

Excellent! If I ever write a satirical book I’ll need you as a co-author.


7 posted on 10/01/2018 9:24:25 AM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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> Is this a joke? <

Absolutely. Please note the word “satire” in the title. But don’t feel bad for asking. As ‘Fast Moving Angel’ said, it’s tough to tell the difference between satire and reality these days.


8 posted on 10/01/2018 9:27:02 AM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: Leaning Right

Sen Feinstein: ‘This proves Kavanaugh began drinking at an ealy age’


9 posted on 10/01/2018 9:43:42 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: Bob434

“EARLY’ not ‘EALY’ lol


10 posted on 10/01/2018 9:44:04 AM PDT by Bob434
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> “EARLY’ not ‘EALY’ <

That’s probably not your fault. The Russians often remove a letter or two from my posts.


11 posted on 10/01/2018 9:56:14 AM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: Leaning Right
Quick, tell the FBI, tell the CIA, tell Schumer, tell Pelousy, tell Putin. Everybody knows “ it’s Bush’s fault”. 😱😱😱
12 posted on 10/01/2018 9:58:09 AM PDT by GoldenPup
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To: Leaning Right; Lee25
it’s tough to tell the difference between satire and reality these days.

Yes, and that's what makes for the best satire!! :-)

13 posted on 10/01/2018 12:12:22 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (It is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind.)
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