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Uh oh.
Being very silly
| 9/27/2018
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 09/27/2018 5:17:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz
Oh, this is bad for Brett Kavanaugh.
The Senate Judiciary Committee has just received an anonymous account that Kavanaugh did an unspecified thing at an unknown location at a time and date yet to be determined, and that he did it an un-quantifiable number of times. The declaration was signed by 1 to N "X"'s, which represent unnamed and anonymous witnesses. This nebulous and unstated accusation has thrown great uncertainty into his nomination.
Senator Hirohsi (D-HI) stated, "This is just the sort of thing that puts a cloud over Brett Kavanaugh. Do we want Supreme Court Justices that are accused of such heinous and unknowable acts?"
Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) angrily said, "Undefined accusations make Kavanaugh an nonviable candidate. I call for an immediate FBI investigation to see if there is any merit to these vague and unformed charges. I demand that Kavanaugh withdraw his candidacy in the meantime."
Senator FineSlime (D-CA) admitted that these undetermined accusations were introduced at a rather late time, in violation of Senate rules, but stated that "There are, literally, an infinite number of additional, accompanying charges that will be coming. Can we afford to look into each one? Withdraw!"
This is a breaking story, no more details will be coming.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: duac; fake; kavanaugh; thecruicible2; witchhunt
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To: real saxophonist
81
posted on
09/27/2018 6:26:30 AM PDT
by
Big Red Badger
(Despised by the Despicable!)
To: Red Badger; Lazamataz
Oh...I see that you already renamed her..Mazie Hirona...
CrazyMazie Hiroshema...???!!!
To: YouGoTexasGirl; Lazamataz
She’s just a big bomb!...................
83
posted on
09/27/2018 6:33:43 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Q............PREPARE FOR 'SKY IS FALLING' WEEK...........................)
To: Lazamataz
You should replace Kavanaugh with an _______ so they can use this for any other Trump nominee.
84
posted on
09/27/2018 6:35:46 AM PDT
by
pas
To: Lazamataz
85
posted on
09/27/2018 6:38:16 AM PDT
by
red-dawg
To: Lazamataz
The only question here is would you do “balsy” Ford or reject her?
86
posted on
09/27/2018 6:39:25 AM PDT
by
rodguy911
(Home of the free because of the brave! MAGA!!)
To: rodguy911
The only question here is would you do “balsy” Ford or reject her?I cannot answer. To do so would jeopardize my chances to become a Supreme Court Justice.
87
posted on
09/27/2018 6:41:07 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(On future maps, I suggest we remove the word "California" and substitute "Open-Air Asylum".)
To: Lazamataz
Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) angrily said... I think officially, he's known as Chuck U. Schumer around here.
88
posted on
09/27/2018 6:41:13 AM PDT
by
Alas Babylon!
(Vote GOP this November. Take two friends to vote with you!)
To: Alas Babylon!
I can neither confirm nor deny that I have called him much worse.
89
posted on
09/27/2018 6:43:19 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(On future maps, I suggest we remove the word "California" and substitute "Open-Air Asylum".)
To: BenLurkin
“Going through the 20 items or less checkout line....with more than 20 items.”
Damm it... I’ve done that...Guess I can’t run for office
90
posted on
09/27/2018 6:45:23 AM PDT
by
stickandrudder
(Another Bitter-Clinger! God-Family-Tribe)
To: Lazamataz
Well in that case mums the word,(I still think you would do her in a pinch after 20 rum and cokes.....)
91
posted on
09/27/2018 6:45:54 AM PDT
by
rodguy911
(Home of the free because of the brave! MAGA!!)
To: Lazamataz
Brett Kavanaugh once removed the “do not remove under penalty of law” tag form his mattress.
92
posted on
09/27/2018 6:46:09 AM PDT
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn)
To: Lazamataz
I don’t know which is funnier; this spoof or President Trump trolling the press yesterday 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
93
posted on
09/27/2018 6:51:52 AM PDT
by
Laslo Fripp
(The Sybil of Free Republic)
To: central_va
My God are you sue about that!!Federal crime at the very least.
94
posted on
09/27/2018 6:52:25 AM PDT
by
rodguy911
(Home of the free because of the brave! MAGA!!)
To: Lazamataz
It’s not over until Laz says he hit it.
95
posted on
09/27/2018 6:56:25 AM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(#DeplorableMe #BitterClinger #HillNO! #cishet #MyPresident #MAGA #Winning #covfefe)
To: NonValueAdded
It’s not over until Laz says he hit it. ....and face accusations someday? No thanks!
96
posted on
09/27/2018 6:57:54 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(On future maps, I suggest we remove the word "California" and substitute "Open-Air Asylum".)
To: Hostage
THAT is Ford...?
It looks nothing like her and....this one appears considerably younger.
97
posted on
09/27/2018 7:02:30 AM PDT
by
gaijin
To: Hostage
No. Her name is Lyudmyla Kozlovska.
98
posted on
09/27/2018 7:04:33 AM PDT
by
logi_cal869
(-cynicus-)
To: Lazamataz
The moral of the story: write down every single thing you do. :P
99
posted on
09/27/2018 7:07:12 AM PDT
by
EdnaMode
To: Lazamataz
I have said many times that Judge K needs to admit that he is the guy who shot Bambi’s mother.
100
posted on
09/27/2018 7:15:42 AM PDT
by
Pining_4_TX
(..Do not be frightened, and do not be dismayed, for the Lord your God is with you.. Joshua 1:9)
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