Posted on 09/27/2018 5:17:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz
Oh, this is bad for Brett Kavanaugh.
The Senate Judiciary Committee has just received an anonymous account that Kavanaugh did an unspecified thing at an unknown location at a time and date yet to be determined, and that he did it an un-quantifiable number of times. The declaration was signed by 1 to N "X"'s, which represent unnamed and anonymous witnesses. This nebulous and unstated accusation has thrown great uncertainty into his nomination.
Senator Hirohsi (D-HI) stated, "This is just the sort of thing that puts a cloud over Brett Kavanaugh. Do we want Supreme Court Justices that are accused of such heinous and unknowable acts?"
Senator Chuck Schumer (D-NY) angrily said, "Undefined accusations make Kavanaugh an nonviable candidate. I call for an immediate FBI investigation to see if there is any merit to these vague and unformed charges. I demand that Kavanaugh withdraw his candidacy in the meantime."
Senator FineSlime (D-CA) admitted that these undetermined accusations were introduced at a rather late time, in violation of Senate rules, but stated that "There are, literally, an infinite number of additional, accompanying charges that will be coming. Can we afford to look into each one? Withdraw!"
This is a breaking story, no more details will be coming.
These guys probably tried to hit it;)
http://vikingkitties.blogspot.com/2014/05/spotlight-friday-humblegunner.html
oops... I erred: I mis-remembered. It was the neighbor’s kid who was traumatized, not Wilma’s daughter.
new tagline
Yes,
She Does.
Thanks for that informative link.
Now if only some one could “rendition” Soros and his crew...it’s not as if he’s hiding
Termination with extreme prejuidice seems quite reasonable, IMHO
The semen demons and the cucks who give them support.
Did he engage in spirit cooking or vote for a Communist?
Those are no longer “un-American activities”.
Nailed it!
Hurry turn on CNN so we can get the dirty details!
Were is Soro$’s hand?
Ask Hillary under oath about My Lai and she’ll swear that she has no recollection.
Being very silly?
It actually happened......................
No more details will be forthcoming, you said.
But that won’t stop the MSM from covering this story for 50 minutes of the 1-hour Sunday shows including Chuck Todd, George S, etc.
Correction....Upchuck Schumer??!!!
Got one for the Hawaii Senatoress?
It’s getting hard to write satire, any more.
>>Good thing Judge Laz A. Mataz is not trying for a higher office!
Can we just ask for a list of wimen he hasn’t hit on?
Life imitates art............................
Senator Hiroshima....................
For postmodernist leftards story telling takes the place of objective reasoning and truth as a better way to arrive at social justice, since it is open to multiple points of view and varied interpretations. Narratives are easier to manipulate to meet political ends than are empirical facts. And stories cannot be tested by traditional standards. Instead they should be evaluated by their political effects and how well they advance the political agenda.
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