Had computer problems for several days!!!!!!! It has been very stressful;)
1 posted on
09/26/2018 2:29:08 PM PDT by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
That’s so funny. Thank you!
2 posted on
09/26/2018 2:32:11 PM PDT by
moovova
To: sodpoodle
Sign on broken elevator:
Elevator out of whack.
Handwritten below it:
More whack on order..............
3 posted on
09/26/2018 2:33:51 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(Q............PREPARE FOR 'SKY IS FALLING' WEEK...........................)
To: sodpoodle
No...wait a minute...did not sound right.
I wasn’t talking about your computer troubles. I meant the jokes.
4 posted on
09/26/2018 2:33:53 PM PDT by
moovova
To: sodpoodle
Slide your feet up the street bend your back
Shift your arm then you pull it back
Life is hard you know (oh whey oh)
So strike a pose on a Cadillac
5 posted on
09/26/2018 2:34:34 PM PDT by
Steely Tom
([Seth Rich] == [the Democrat's John Dean])
To: sodpoodle
Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR The fat shaming in that one is downright insulting! lol
8 posted on
09/26/2018 2:41:39 PM PDT by
TigersEye
(This is the age of the death of reason.)
To: sodpoodle
Sign on college classroom door:
Class cancelled professor is il
handwritten bat end: (sic)...............
9 posted on
09/26/2018 2:42:12 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(Q............PREPARE FOR 'SKY IS FALLING' WEEK...........................)
To: sodpoodle
One I saw a couple days ago:
EXIT
Do not use
12 posted on
09/26/2018 2:51:21 PM PDT by
Right Wing Assault
(Kill-googl,TWITR,FACBK,NYT,WaPo,Hlywd,CNN,NFL,BLM,CAIR,Antifa,SPLC,ESPN,NPR,NBA)
To: sodpoodle
15 posted on
09/26/2018 2:57:13 PM PDT by
Windflier
(Pitchforks and torches ripen on the vine. Left too long, they become black rifles.)
To: sodpoodle
I had to call my ISP about an internet outage a week or so ago. Part of the conversation went like this:
Tech Support: Can I have the address on the account?
Me: Sure, it's ### Xxxxxxx Circle.
Tech Support: Ok, are you at the end of the street?
Me: My street is a circle.
16 posted on
09/26/2018 3:04:16 PM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: sodpoodle
I always click on your humor threads. Many thanks!
17 posted on
09/26/2018 3:16:21 PM PDT by
Hebrews 11:6
(Do you REALLY believe that (1) God IS, and (2) God IS GOOD?)
To: sodpoodle
LOL, good stuff.
For some reason, after reading through the list, this popped into my head:
Once, many years ago (too many), while stationed at one of the remote radar sites in Alaska, my friend in the communications center showed me a message He received from our Headquarters. It read:
"We have received complaints from the Radar sites about not receiving messages from this HQ".
"Therefore, we are hereby instructing all Radar sites to compile and transmit to us a list of all the messages they did not receive, so that we can retransmit them."
I asked Him how was He able to "compile a list of messages He had not received".
Rolling His eyes and shrugging His shoulders, He laughed and said "Let's go to the Club for some beers."
18 posted on
09/26/2018 3:57:33 PM PDT by
Col Freeper
(Liberals: Devoted members of the "Church of the Eternally Offended".)
To: sodpoodle
Sticker under handset of desk phone: “Phone not working? Call Help Desk at ...”
19 posted on
09/26/2018 4:37:42 PM PDT by
IronJack
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