Posted on 09/20/2018 3:55:01 PM PDT by Gamecock
SPARTANBURG, SC A South Carolina man stepped outside of his apartment to urinate, in view of his neighbors, because his mother was using the bathroom in their home at the time, according to police.
Neighbors got an eyeful Wednesday afternoon at an apartment complex on West Centennial Drive in Spartanburg, according to a Spartanburg Police Department incident report. When an officer arrived, a man approached him, apologizing and telling the officer that he was “in the wrong and did something bad.”
The man, later identified as Kevin Bivings, told the officer he went onto the back porch of his apartment and started to urinate “without looking to see if anyone was there,” the report states.
“I asked why he did such a thing since his apartment had a bathroom,” the officer wrote. “Bivings replied because his mother was currently using the bathroom.”
The officer asked Bivings if he knew kids live in the apartment complex and he said yes. Police wrote that the back porches have no covering or privacy, and the sidewalk on the porch connects to other buildings in the complex.
A neighbor said he was on his porch relaxing when he saw Bivings come outside.
“He just flopped it out and started urinating in front of me,” the neighbor told officers, according to the report.
Bivings was charged with indecent exposure, according to Spartanburg County court records. He was placed in the Spartanburg County jail and released on $3,000 bond, records show.
Indecent exposure is a misdemeanor and carries up to three years in prison, under South Carolina law.
Peeing off the back porch is actually a thing many natives do. I lived there in the 90’s and multiple guys I worked with did it every morning.
I flop it out all the time and never get a hassle. However, I live in the middle of NH with miles of woods all around. And lots of squirrels. Lots. Fat squirrels.
If ya stop and think about it, squirrels is kinda a funny word.
Was beer involved?
It was posted in Chat——that’s what Chat is for.
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Dude goes on a sex offender list for life but witnesses clearly state “he Flopped it out”
I think womens are often offended that they can’t write their name in the snow....
Go find a creepy porn site to discuss you private parts and disgusting behavior.
You beat me to it.
I. WOULD. KILL. FOR. THAT.
How is it porn?
“He’s a real gentleman, takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees.”
Steel Magnolias
The civilized thing to do is get up early, stake out the bathroom, and make the girls dance /S
Heck, it’s YOUR house!
Mad you got busted?
Then tell them to make you some eggs LOL
Kidding! Kidding! Women won’t make breakfast.
It’s a guy thing we do while the ladies sleep and we take pee.
In the USA, if your backyard isn’t private, you can’t just whip it out in front of all your neighbors. That’s why we have France.
I raised 3 boys too, one still in progress. And at our old house, they would definitely use holes in the brick alley behind our back yard!
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BFD!
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I think womens are often offended that they can’t write their name in the snow....
I cant take a pee in the woods without looking for cameras in the oak trees.
I swear on my honor, they have wildlife cams everywhere, and it’s ridiculous.
Hey the dogs taking a whizz, the cat’s taking a whizz, BUT I’ll raise hell if Elmer takes a whizz!
The French are a bit odd, but we would not be America had the French not helped us.
I spoke this AM of Alexadre Dumont.
I finally stumped the old M60 track commander till I jarred his memory.
The Count of Monte Cristo
One of the best movies ever...
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