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Time for the Military
email from a friend | 8/9/2018 | unknown

Posted on 08/09/2018 3:18:52 AM PDT by sodpoodle

A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

The Sergeant Major said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."

(Gotta love military time!)


TOPICS: Humor; Military/Veterans
KEYWORDS: salute
Promote him to General;)
1 posted on 08/09/2018 3:18:52 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Lol!!! Always liked that one!!!


2 posted on 08/09/2018 3:58:38 AM PDT by MGunny
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To: sodpoodle

Thanks, sodpoodle...appreciate the humor threads you start! You should have a ping list!


3 posted on 08/09/2018 5:10:31 AM PDT by rlmorel (Leftists: They believe in the "Invisible Hand" only when it is guided by government.)
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To: sodpoodle

1955...AD


4 posted on 08/09/2018 5:31:25 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Bonemaker; sodpoodle

No. pm. Thanks for the laugh sod.


5 posted on 08/09/2018 5:52:12 AM PDT by RedwM
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To: sodpoodle

6 posted on 08/09/2018 7:30:28 AM PDT by Delta 21 (Splodeyhead is the only cure for MAGAphobia)
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To: sodpoodle

Good looking girl sitting across from an old chubby sergeant. He notices that she noticed that his fly was open.

“Did you see the strong young soldier standing at attention?” he asked.

“No . . . It looked like an old tired soldier sitting on a couple of duffel bags.”


7 posted on 08/09/2018 7:40:12 AM PDT by laweeks
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