Woman sues Canada Dry, claims there's no ginger in its ginger ale

Atlanta Journal Constitution ^ | July 31, 2018 | Fiza Pirani

[Red Badger]

She should be grateful. I had some ‘real ginger’ ginger ale a couple of months back and it tastes AWFUL!...................

[trisham]

That’s the question.

[dfwgator]

And there’s no cocaine in Coke.

[onedoug]

And no cocaine in Coca-Cola.

[Responsibility2nd]

When I was younger, the debate was about Mary Ann or Ginger. Ginger or Mary Ann.

Now that I’m old - I must say - that Lovey Howell looks pretty damn good too!

[Lizavetta]

I'd like to see lawsuits against fast food companies for false advertising.

From Consumer Reports:

[SMGFan]

Post Grape-Nuts!

False advertising

[Red Badger]

I’ve had it.

Tastes awful................

Perhaps she should sue Dad’s Root beer, for not having dad or roots in it..............

[Jolla]

and a minuscule amount of a ginger flavor extract,” the lawsuit alleged.

Looks like they admit it in their suit, the minuscule amount will be the debate.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Not to mention there’s no ham in a hamburger, either.

[rjsimmon]

Okay, and what, exactly, is her injury?

Well, apparently, this wannabe Einstein was channeling her inner Wiccan and using Ginger Ale as a homeopathic remedy for her child that suffered from a tummy ache. Since Ginger is supposed to cure all gastro-intestinal issues, this seemed a logical, and sweet, answer to her dilemma.

The suit does not indicate whether or not her child recovered or that actual Ginger would have resolved the tummy ache.

[dfwgator]

[forgotten man]

I used to bring ginger ale with me when I went on deep sea fishing trips. Ginger ale and ginger candy are good for the stomach when sea sick.

[Red Badger]

Obviously a brain injury..................

[Dr. Sivana]

I kind of always had a crush on the White Rock girl.

Cool your jets. She sends those selfies to ALL the guys.

[Artemis Webb]

Martha Vickers.
...maybe the single best reason to watch The Big Sleep.

[Mr Rogers]

It isn’t from Canada. It isn’t Dry. It doesn’t have Ginger and it isn’t Ale. But does anyone buying it not know that already?

[fella]

Ginger is cheap even at inflated retail prices.

I make a ginger, Hibiscus, limeade drink. Takes about 15 minutes and makes a half gallon. Costs lees that a 12 oz can of soda water and all the ingredients are fresh and I know what they are.

[Responsibility2nd]

It gets worse. Did ya hear about the cannibal suing the Girl Scouts?

Turns out there are no girls in their Girl Scout Cookies.

[Dr. Sivana]

One of the best colas I ever had was Canada Dry Jamaica Cola (no longer made as far as I can tell). Less sweet than Coca-Cola or Pepsi. It went great with a ham sandwich on the side. Fond memories.