"It looks like you gained some weight since you came in."
3 or 4 steaks are worth over $100.00 at Walmart? Amazing!
No wonder he stole them!
When I was a kid working at the grocery store I caught a guy stuffing packaged ham slices down his pants.
Can you say Rock Bottom.
I thought you could.
A cop who moonlighted at a grocery store to catch shoplifters, told me he saw a very large lady stand at the meat counter, lift her dress up and attach hams to a belt and hook device she was wearing. If this guy wore really baggy pants with elastic or Velcro cuffs, he could get away with a lot of steaks. People who do this stuff figure if they can get away with it, they have a right to it. ——”Shouldn’t have been leaving all that meat lying around there, anyway.” type of attitude.
“What ya lookin’ at? It’s just a piece o’ meat!”
Cop sez: “Where’s the beef?”
Ballast for the moped.
#1. Very carefully and slowly.
#2. The meat is not fit for man nor beast.
#3. The cop asked the thief, “Is that a steak in your pants or are you just happy to see me”?
#4. “Where’s the beef at?”
Clevon Little updated.
#5. Was the thief’s name “Meat Loaf”?
#6. Was the thief’s moped nicknamed the “Meat Mobile”?
#7. When asked about this theft. Stormy Daniels said, “Well, at least I know where the meat is located”.
So he had what, a total of 3-4 steaks shoved in down his pants at today’s prices? All of the people my age and older are reflexively imagining that this theiving doofus was sitting on half a cow but USDA prime steak can cost over $35 a lb. now.
He didn't.
A case of a steak out.
Not “Nash” county...Nashville is in Davidson County...
We don’t buy our beef at WalMart, but I have seen Angus there for twelve dollars a pound. Eight pounds would not be a lot to hide and try to abscond with. That would be almost a hundred dollars worth.
There are so many oddly shaped people shopping at Walmart, I could understand missing one shoplifter with bulgy legs.
I guess the t-boner gave him away...
Scooter, not moped.
Once had $100+ of NYStrip stolen from a market I worked at. Guy was so big that he hid it under his belly like Fat Bastard!