[sodpoodle]

add yours

[Tenacious 1]

Don’t answer the phone past 3:49 on a Friday. Some A$$hat is trying to get your help with a crisis before 4:00 PM because he doesn’t want you to think its his fault that you have to work late on a Friday.

[CodeToad]

Do unto others...but do it first!

[Red Badger]

1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it can rent it for a while......

2. Forgive your enemy - but trust him.............

3. If you help someone when they’re in trouble - they will screw you when you are..............

4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but Jack Daniels will make it feel better...........

5. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them..........in public.............

[Red Badger]

2. Forgive your enemy - but DON’T trust him.............

[rusty schucklefurd]

Sounds like the song, “With a Little Bit of Luck” from the musical, “My Fair Lady”.

[HeadOn]

If there is something STUPID going on, there is either a lawyer of a tax-man involved. (Congress is BOTH)

[Delta 21]

Plumbers only have 2 rules.

1. Payday is on Friday.

2. Dont bite your fingernails.

[Captain Compassion]

bump

[Harpotoo]

Just because you have 500 friends on FB doesn’t mean you have any friends.

[Snickering Hound]

[loveliberty2]

How about these words from an ancient text known by most as, "the Bible"??

8 "Finally, brethren, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are honest, whatsoever things are just, whatsoever things are pure, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report; if there be any virtue, and if there be any praise, think on these things."

Bible Gateway passage: Philippians 4:8 - King James Version www.biblegateway.com/

[dfwgator]

6. No Pooftahs!

[Two Kids' Dad]

Any news released from Washington DC on a Friday will probably deserve a whole lot of extra scrutiny over the coming week (or longer).

[IronJack]

If money doesn’t buy happiness, poverty sure as heck doesn’t.

Ignore crises. If they’re serious enough, they’ll reach the point where you can’t ignore them any longer. If they’re not that serious, they’ll go away on their own.

[Migraine]

You can’t ever do something, because first, you have to do something.

[Vendome]

Money cannot buy happiness - Really? Maybe you don’t where to shop.

Money cannot buy happiness - Not yet but, it will pay the salaries of a small research staff to study the problem.

[Zathras]

Scottsdale, AZ is Disneyland for the single 55+
Just don’t tell Laz
:-)

[Elderberry]

Friday is POETS Day

Piss

On

Everything

Tomorrow's

Saturday

[NewJerseyJoe]

P4L