Posted on 07/20/2018 11:14:26 AM PDT by sodpoodle
FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE: 1. Money cannot buy happiness - but it's far more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy - but remember the a**hole's name. 3. If you help someone when they're in trouble - they will remember you when they're in trouble again.. 4. Alcohol does not solve any problems - but then, neither does milk. 5. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them..
3. Sh!t runs downhill.
4. Smells like money to a plumber.
Money cannot buy happiness - Really? Maybe you don’t where to shop.
Money cannot buy happiness - Not yet but, it will pay the salaries of a small research staff to study the problem.
Scottsdale, AZ is Disneyland for the single 55+
Just don’t tell Laz
:-)
2) Crap rolls downhill.
3) Payday...
I can’t wait to see what next Friday will bring:-)
Hot on the left, cold on the right, and shit don’t run uphill!
1. Don’t sweat the small stuff.
2. Everything is smaller stuff.
The True
Naval Noble
Rowers Right
Pulled Pure
Long and Lovely
Admirably: Admirable
Excellent and Excellent
Praiseworthy! Praiseworthy
Rule 3
Your pants MUST hang below your butt
You’re right. Sorry about that.
Piss
On
Everything
Tomorrow's
Saturday
Could be worse. At least it is not show tunes from Oklahoma.
HA
“”Thanks, now I’m going to have those songs going in my brain for the rest of the day! Wouldn’t it be loverly? On the street where you live. I could have danced all night. etc””
You’re right. I watched My Fair Lady the other night and guess what my brain was doing after I turned the TV off? I watched The Music Man a couple of nights later - same thing. Last night I watched Sand Pebbles so no problem other than the story running in my mind - one of my very favorites movies.
Never could understand why Steve McQueen didn’t win an Oscar for that performance..so natural and so good. A nomination but never the winner. The same with James Woods - nominations but no Oscar...Two very fine actors IMO and never made a bad movie. I have never seen the whole movie “Once a Time in America” with James Woods. Have always gotten into it part way through but I’ve heard it’s very good. He had a great TV series also - shame that was taken off the air. Shark?
Now where were we? Distractions - distractions!
For sure!!!
P4L
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