1 posted on
07/16/2018 4:09:08 PM PDT by
PROCON
To: PROCON
Queen , “and when I told Tiger he was using the wrong balls he got mad and fired me”
To: PROCON
“I’m thinking a wedge, Mr. President.”
3 posted on
07/16/2018 4:19:51 PM PDT by
econjack
To: PROCON
Trump (thinking) - Worst caddy ever! Seriously a driver on a par three? What was she thinking?
4 posted on
07/16/2018 4:20:40 PM PDT by
Michael.SF.
(California: drive illegally, you lose your license, here illegally, they give you one.)
To: PROCON
The green breaks very hard left here at Buckingham, Mr President, and don't try to retrieve your ball, there's a Muslim in every hole.
5 posted on
07/16/2018 4:20:47 PM PDT by
Navy Patriot
(America NEEDS Mob Rule, another European and Mid East World War and a universal Draft)
To: PROCON
Stop moaning. You can't start at the top. You gotta work your way up.
6 posted on
07/16/2018 4:20:53 PM PDT by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Iran Deal, Nukes: Click ETL)
To: PROCON
8 posted on
07/16/2018 4:50:59 PM PDT by
mylife
(The roar of the masss could be farts)
To: PROCON
It has to be photoshopped LOL
9 posted on
07/16/2018 4:53:15 PM PDT by
mylife
(The roar of the masss could be farts)
To: PROCON
“I don’t mind, Mr. President. One of the corgis had an unfortunate mishap in the golf cart.”
10 posted on
07/16/2018 4:54:50 PM PDT by
Yaelle
To: PROCON
Our next tea time is at Mara Lago...
To: PROCON
I saw a better one where they place her at Turnbury. Those autists are pretty good.
12 posted on
07/16/2018 4:59:22 PM PDT by
Pollard
(If you don't understand what I typed, you haven't read the classics.)
To: PROCON
President Trump (thinking): I don’t get it. They are letting the Queen Mum carry the clubs and all they want to do is carry a sword? At the T-off, I make one of these clowns carry the clubs and I will carry the sword—to protect the Queen, of course. It would remind me of the ceremonial sword dance I did in Saudi Arabia. The Queen Mum and I could start a new tradition!
13 posted on
07/16/2018 5:09:34 PM PDT by
jonrick46
(/)
To: PROCON
“Don’t look Liz but I think we’ll being followed”.
To: PROCON
Queen: These clubs are a lovely gift, Mr. President. I can’t wait to use them to smash the ipod full of juvenile rantings your predecessor gave me.
16 posted on
07/16/2018 7:17:38 PM PDT by
Two Kids' Dad
(((( Sessions couldn't find his own ass if Al Franken was grabbing it at the time ))))
To: PROCON
Trump: I made my money the old-fashioned way: I earned it! BTw, Queeny, have you ever worked a day in your life?
17 posted on
07/16/2018 8:00:26 PM PDT by
adorno
To: PROCON
"You may have made Bogey into a Colonel; let me show you what an Eagle looks like!"
-PJ
18 posted on
07/16/2018 8:08:51 PM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
(The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
To: PROCON
“When we were younger Phillip and I would pretend to play golf. He knocked a hole-in-on every day after tea.”
19 posted on
07/16/2018 8:24:59 PM PDT by
Rebelbase
( Tagline disabled.)
To: PROCON
"Donnie, on 18 you'll be going into a headwind, and running into many mini-squalls and storms, but if you keep pressing forward, and keep your head steady, and your eye on the ball, you'll be fine. In fact, I feel a song coming on that I just have to sing for you..."
"You'll Never Walk Alone"
"Thanks, Liz! Before I tee up for 18, I feel a song coming on for you too."
"Dizzy Miss Lizzie"
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