Posted on 06/17/2018 2:57:35 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Senior wedding
Steve, age 92, and Sally age 89, living in Estero, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Steve suggests they go in.
Steve addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Steve: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Steve: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Steve: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Steve: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Steve: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Steve: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Steve: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Steve: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Steve: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you?
Steve: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.
Oooo kay
Dimmit...I had to read it four times,
kept forgetting the beginning...
If you are too young to understand the reference - just remember it’s FATHERS’S DAY - and dad’s get old too quickly;)
Already arrived :-o
I started reading, but lost my place after a few words, tried to restart from the beginning but that didn’t help. Perhaps the author would include the address of that drug store?
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Do they deliver?
Do they deliver?
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Deliver? I hear Micky D’s does now.
Right with ya Sod....Sac
Shut up!
LOL...thanks for a nice start to Sunday!
At that age it's hard to keep a stiff upper lip.....
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