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Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them
The Babylon Bee ^
| June 7, 2018
Posted on 06/15/2018 6:20:11 AM PDT by metmom
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posted on
06/15/2018 6:20:11 AM PDT
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metmom
To: metmom
haha! Can’t remember the last time a headline had me rolling
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posted on
06/15/2018 6:23:27 AM PDT
by
z3n
To: metmom
Quite humane. It’s about time.....................
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posted on
06/15/2018 6:27:32 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(When Obama and VJ go to prison for treason, will Roseanne get her show back?...)
To: z3n
We take better care of our Legos, but I wear wear shoes around the house for the kids’ other stuff, though.
To: metmom
To: Red Badger
Those little things are evil. My boys more than once had to recover theirs from the bin because Insteppwd on fhem while trying to enter the nouse quietly after a nightshift. Im sure now they set boobtpy traps ;)
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posted on
06/15/2018 6:30:32 AM PDT
by
melsec
(There's a track, winding back, to an old forgotten shack along the road to Gundagai..)
To: Red Badger
This Is an issue We Need
To get under Control!
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posted on
06/15/2018 6:31:00 AM PDT
by
Big Red Badger
(UNSCANABLE in an IDIOCRACY!)
To: z3n
New improved Legos with Caltrop technology!
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posted on
06/15/2018 6:36:07 AM PDT
by
Noumenon
(When all liberals have is a hammer, every problem is a nail in YOUR coffin.)
To: metmom
The UN may have to investigate them because of possible human rights violation during the testing of the blocks.
Did they use animals in testing?
At what point did they prove that the blocks actually worked on humans?
They may work better than exploding land mines.
What did the FBI know and when did they know it. Are these new blocks being infiltrated into the USA?
Does the manufacturing of the blocks deplete the ozone layer?
Oh, the humanity of the evil plastic block.
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posted on
06/15/2018 6:39:53 AM PDT
by
Purdue77
(Okay, I'm too cheap to afford a tag line.)
To: metmom
Thanks for posting! Good news for all parents.
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posted on
06/15/2018 6:40:56 AM PDT
by
MV=PY
(The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
To: melsec
Ever scraped a melted Lego off the inside of the dryer?..............
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posted on
06/15/2018 6:41:41 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(When Obama and VJ go to prison for treason, will Roseanne get her show back?...)
To: metmom
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posted on
06/15/2018 6:42:34 AM PDT
by
jiggyboy
(Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
To: metmom
Ridiculous. The entire point of Lego mines is to cause suffering. I hate it when they change a perfectly good product.
To: metmom
Some sport photographers captured a rare image of a shark in the moment of stepping on a lego.
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posted on
06/15/2018 6:47:32 AM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
(In God We Trust, In Trump We MAGA)
To: metmom
Don’t forget the warning labels.
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posted on
06/15/2018 7:21:57 AM PDT
by
I want the USA back
(The media is acting full-on as the Democratic Party's press agency now: Robert Spencer)
To: metmom
My grandkid’s favorite toy is a handheld device. Legos is runner-up.
To: cymbeline
I hear the Lego testing job openings do NOT require a drug test. So all you druggies here is a job just for you.
To: jiggyboy
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posted on
06/15/2018 8:32:17 AM PDT
by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith......)
To: melsec
My kids had mostly Duplos and stepping on those was no better.
Bigger isn’t necessarily less painful.
I can’t tell you how many times I wanted to toss the whole batch of them out. Probably every time I stepped on one.
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posted on
06/15/2018 8:35:58 AM PDT
by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith......)
To: metmom
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