Shocking number of Americans have sex at work

nypost.com ^ | June 14, 2018 | 12:36pm | | By Tyler Schmall

[Red Badger]

More than 1 in 10 Americans have “done the business” at their business, according to a new survey.

A new study of 2,000 people found that 14 percent of those polled have actually had sex at their place of work.

And these risky respondents don’t always get away with it: Of those who’ve had sex at work, 1 in 5 have been caught in the act (19 percent).

The new survey, conducted by sex toy store EdenFantasys, looked at when work and romance interlink and found that while some have done the deed at their place of work, as many as 44 percent of Americans have had a full-fledged workplace romance.

Crushing on co-workers is complicated, and it’s often a bad idea, but the results of the study unveiled many positives.

An office romance can be great for company morale, as 92 percent of those who’ve had one reported that it made them more excited to come to work.

It can also be great for business, with over half of those who’ve had an office romance saying it actually made them more productive at work.

[JonPreston]

LOL!

[SauronOfMordor]

I often have sex at work. On days I work from home...

[NorthMountain]

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

[rlmorel]

This thread has potential!

[MeganC]

I’m a stay-at-home mom so I guess this applies to me, too! Who knew?

[God luvs America]

when i was single i was doing it in the office all the time...

[hoagy62]

It reminds me of the adage, “Don’t get your honey where you make your money”.

Between the security cameras and the lack of space, I don’t think anyone has done the nasty where I work.

However, one of my fellow employees happened upon a couple going at it in broad daylight...in their car... in the parking lot.

[freedumb2003]

>>Too cold to have sex at my job.<<

Weather?

Furnishing?

Potential partners?

You?

[Vigilanteman]

A buddy of mine worked for a seed company which, among other brands carried Sexhauer. They got a call one day from a prospective customer who asked if they had Sexhauer.

One of the guys who wasn't the sharpest tools in the shed answered the phone and replied "Sexhauer? H3ll, we don't even get 10 minute coffee breaks!"

[Red Badger]

I don’t know if that counts.

If it does, then the numbers should be close to %80......................

[Red Badger]

LOL!!!...............

[o-n-money]

“saying it actually made them more productive at work”.

Wouldn’t that be more like reproductive?

[Red Badger]

Worked in a brothel did you?..............

[M Kehoe]

I already apologised. Sheesh.

5.56mm

[Red Badger]

Me too.....................

[Robwin]

At a company I used to work for a couple was fired for having sex in a store room.

Where should they have had sex?

[Islander2]

[ Doesn’t say who they polled ]...The guys poled the women. Simple as that...unless of course the events happened in San Fransicko.

[Publius]

At one company I worked at, a night security guard caught the CFO (female) having sex with the COO (male) on a conference room table. Both were fired the next day.

Someone at work joked about the CFO screaming, "Debit me! Debit me, you beast!"

[luvbach1]

At a company I used to work for a couple was fired for having sex in a store room..................

At a company I used to work for, a couple were caught having sex in a dark room but were not fired. The woman involved used to work in my department and gave me a few unsolicited back and shoulder rubs in a nook off the main floor but I never rose to the bait.

[House Atreides]

However, one of my fellow employees happened upon a couple going at it in broad daylight...in their car... in the parking lot.
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Does the parking lot count? ;-)