Shocking number of Americans have sex at work

nypost.com ^ | June 14, 2018 | 12:36pm | | By Tyler Schmall

[Teacher317]

Oh, wow... where to begin... chronologically, perhaps?
Movie theater: the young ass-man (as the assistant manager called himself) and the popcorn girls, in the projector room, almost weekly (they weren't subtle about it)...
Restaurants: the cooks and the waitresses were always diving at each other, right after the last customer left, and some couldn't wait until we finished closing the place down to get beyond the making out phase (restrooms were the usual spot)...
College student: at least 10% of my female friends had a professor they were riding and bragging about it...
Third shift at the bank: a huge mostly-empty office building downtown after midnight, yup and yup (a cute security guard and I crossed this line for a few months)...
Teacher: I caught students with students numerous times (some situations you would not believe), faculty with faculty (only walked in on it once), and often suspected faculty with students, but never saw with my own eyes... but I did have my fiancee help decorate my room near the end of the summer once, and...

[IronJack]

Including at least one president ... (if you consider a knob-polishing “sex”).

[Bonemaker]

“More than 1 in 10 Americans have “done the business” at their business, according to a new survey.”

Ah, making the beast with two backs on the copier! Wonder what the percentage is for African-Americans?

[Bonemaker]

“Shocking number of Americans have sex at work”

What is this thing...sex...of which they speak?

[forgotten man]

I have not done that since I was in the quality assurance department.

[doorgunner69]

So, everyone that owns a TV knows all about this show.

Gotcha. I feel so deprived no one told me to join the crowd.

[Jeff Chandler]

Yep. My desk is in the bedroom.

[gundog]

It’s was “must-see TV.” Apparently, you didn’t get the memo.

[TwelveOfTwenty]

He was gone before work on Monday. Managed to destroy his marriage and career in one day.

It's really frustrating to me to see so many men wreck their own lives because they think with the wrong head, not to mention the other lives that are wrecked.

[Vaduz]

However in D.C. you get screwed if you want it or not.

[airplaneguy]

oh ya, I used to do that all the time with a bunch of different people. great couple of years. no one ever found out except the people involved. fun times.

[Hoffer Rand]

I had a coworker like that. If it had two legs. a pulse, and a Y chromosome, she was interested. She even propositioned our obviously gay coworker. She lasted about 2 months.

[doorgunner69]

Wow, this is really a touchy subject for you.

Apologies for not following the herd or trends.

Do not own a smartphone either, so I really must be a troglodyte that refuses to conform.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

#metoo

[HotHunt]

Take it to mean, I'm not going down without my "gun" blazing.

What do they say about, "If you don't use it, you'll lose it?"

Prostate's fine at 70.

But I do expect things to start accelerating downhill pretty fast from here on out. The slope gets more slippery on a regular basis.

[gundog]

You seem to be the touchy one. "Must-see TV" was NBC's slogan for some time. Seinfeld ran for nearly a decade and was the water-cooler show of record. If you don't get pop culture references, fine. "Smell ya later!"

[Cosmo105]

Don’t get your meat where you get your bread!

[buckalfa]

I was healthy as a horse until age 63. Two open heart surgeries and two bouts of sepsis in four years will beat you down. I thank the Lord I am alive and can enjoy being with family. Enjoy your vitality while you can !

[Chickensoup]

At a company I used to work for a couple was fired for having sex in a store room.

Where should they have had sex?

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The most isolated men’s room

[Roman_War_Criminal]

It’ll make you eat snakes for sure, if you survive.