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Posted on 06/07/2018 2:42:24 AM PDT by sodpoodle
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN
ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS
SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS
TO SEE HER TICKET.
HE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY
CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS
THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE
BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN
ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO
EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY
SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD
HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST
THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR,
AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES
BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY..
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND
ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT
ANY FUSS.
"I TOLD HER SOFTLY, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO!
LOL!
I had a remote boss once who was a blonde. She loved blonde jokes. I used to leave a bottle of whiteout next to her computer monitor when I was in town. When she retired, I gave her a book of blonde jokes.
So Happy It’s Thursday!
The all caps reminded me of Sam Kinison.
“SAY IT! SAAAYYYYY IIIIIIT!!!”
A good friend sends me humor items and I just copy & paste. Being an old ‘dumb’ blonde, I have no computer skills;) LOL!!!
Too Funny!
This is finding its way to my Facebook wall. Thanks.
None of Fox News channels are real blondes - they almost proudly show their dark roots - and that’s why most are very smart........
Artificial intelligence: A blonde dyes her hair brown.
Oh boy
Fellow of polish extraction goes to a store and asks for 4 pounds of polish sausage. The clerk said “are you Polish?”
The customer goes on a tirade “ if I asked for Italian sausage would you think I was Italian…if I asked for gyros would you think I was Greek …what makes you think I’m POLISH??”
The clerk answered “this is a hardware store”
LOL - Blondes do know how to pull a leg to entice others to smile. :-)
What do you call a really smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
That’s hilarious.
A brunette who told one to many blonde jokes. :)
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Claddaghduff, Ireland man answered his door to find two grim-faced Constables. "We're sorry, Mr. O'Flynn, but we have some information about your dear wife, Maureen" said one of the officers.
"Tell me! Did you find her?" Michael Patrick O'Flynn asked."
The constables looked at each other and one said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, Mr. O'Flynn said, "Give me the bad news first."
The constable said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but early this morning we found your poor wife's body in the bay.
"Lord Jesus and Holy Mother of God!" exclaimed O'Flynn. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?"
The constable continued, "When we pulled the late, departed poor Maureen up, she had 12 of the best-looking Atlantic lobsters that you have ever seen clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. O'Flynn demanded, "Glory be to God, if that's the good news, then what's the really great news?"
The constable replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
An alternative just for Delaware’s gift to politics: Joe Biden.
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN JOE BIDEN IN
ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS
SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HIM DO THIS, AND ASKS
TO SEE HIS TICKET.
HE THEN TELLS HIM THAT HE PAID FOR ECONOMY
CLASS, AND THAT HE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE MAN REPLIES, “I’M JOE BIDEN, I’M SMART, I’M
GOING TO TORONTO AND I’M STAYING RIGHT HERE.”
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS
THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT JOE BIDEN IS SITTING IN
FIRST CLASS, THAT HE BELONGS IN ECONOMY, AND WON’T MOVE
BACK TO HIS SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE MAN AND TRIES TO
EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE HE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY
HE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HIS SEAT.
THE MAN REPLIES, “I’M JOE BIDEN, I’M SMART, I’M
GOING TO TORONTO AND I’M STAYING RIGHT HERE.”
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD
HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST
THIS JOE BIDEN CHARACTER WHO WON’T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, “YOU SAY HE’S JOE BIDEN? I’LL
HANDLE THIS, I’M MARRIED TO A DELAWARE GIRL. I SPEAK
DELAWARESE.”
HE GOES BACK TO JOE BIDEN AND WHISPERS IN HIS EAR,
AND HE SAYS, “OH, I’M SORRY.” AND GETS UP AND GOES
BACK TO HIS SEAT IN ECONOMY..
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND
ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HIM MOVE WITHOUT
ANY FUSS.
“I TOLD HIM SOFTLY, “FIRST CLASS ISN’T GOING TO TORONTO!
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