Posted on 05/07/2018 6:21:26 AM PDT by simpson96
Edited on 05/07/2018 10:36:08 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]
A 66-year-old Florida woman went to jail on a charge of misdemeanor battery domestic violence after a wine-and-tomato throwing argument with her husband.
The argument started over a Publix ear of corn.
According to the arrest report, Vero Beach's Pamela and Kenneth Woodman each told an Indian River County sheriff' deputy that Thursday's kerfuffle started during dinner on the patio of their Polo Grounds Lane home. As conversation turned to the price of vegetables, Pamela said she bagged six ears of corn instead of five at Publix, knowing she'd only be charged the $2 rate for five.
Stupid headline.
Could as easily said:
Pamela woke up that morning. A long life of deception and sin lead to the resulting arrest.
We are granted "three score & ten", i.e. 70 years.
Half of 70 is 35.
Once you hit 35, you are "middle aged"!
:-)
I am approaching the AARP mark. Which I’ve always thought is “too young”, but I guess they just want to grease the skids.
if you're calling a 66 yro elderly then what do you call an 86 yro?....the super elderly?...
Not just a liar and a thief but looks like a drunk as well
Often, the grocery stores advertise five for $2, but if you don't buy five they still charge you 40 cents per ear. She could have really paid $2.40 without realizing that the checkout clerk actually counted the ears.
-PJ
Stupid headline.
Could as easily said:
Pamela woke up that morning. A long life of deception and sin lead to the resulting arrest.
;)
Maybe also a lot of old resentments coming out on both sides.
why is she wearing a shampoo cape at the mugshot?
In vino veritas.
I always wonder WHY they call the police over stuff like this.
I got in an argument with my ex once and he made me so mad that I started picking up glasses off the bar and throwing them at him. Ran him out the front door. Lol. No one called the police.
We owned the bar and it was after closing. No one there but employees.
AARP is mainly a liberal Democrat lobbying group. The larger their membership numbers, then more clout they have with Congress. The more membership dues they collect the more 'clout' they have with individual, influential congressmen.
Lol
See Judges 12.6.
Who cleaned up the mess?
(I guess I’m too practical...;-)
Well done, Florida. We have gone 0 days without embarrassing ourselves.
Elderly (66+) and senior (55-65) are legal definitions, with no basis in how you actually are.
Well, that escalated quickly.
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