Police Use Stun Gun On Man Attempting To Have Sex With Car [KS]

CBS Chicago ^ | May 3, 2018 at 12:54 pm | Staff

[Red Badger]

(CBS) — A Kansas man attempting to insert his penis into the tailpipe of a car had to be subdued with a stun gun after refusing to listen to police.

“We were called to the 1200 block of East Broadway to a report of a naked male underneath a car,” said Lt. Scott Powell of the Newton (Kansas) Police Department. “.. He was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle.”

The suspect did not respond to officer commands and officers used a stun gun to subdue him, the Newton Kansan reported.

Powell said the man was intoxicated to the point of being incoherent.

Police submitted a report to city prosecutors recommending a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior, the Associated Press reported.

[faithhopecharity]

It says the car was on top. The cops should have arrested the car ( dominant partner). He was obviously just a victim

[Popman]

He was taken to the emergency room as the result of “his odd behavior,” due to a .35 blood alcohol level and possible drug use.

.35 blood alcohol level!!!

He's going to have hell of a headache tomorrow. ...

[killermosquito]

The offspring will be a hybrid

[Reynoldo]

I gotta have me some of dat.

[Reynoldo]

It involves blowing a valve.

[reed13k]

Definitely gives a new meaning to “ ....Bicycle, bicycle, I want to ride my bicycle....”

[Islander7]

A Kansas man attempting to insert his penis into the tailpipe of a car...

Worst case of mistaken identity in history.

[Charles Martel]

I wouldn’t blame him if it was a 1968 Mustang fastback

Probably have better luck with a 69.

[deport]

24-year-old man

He was taken to the emergency room as the result of “his odd
behavior,” due to a .35 blood alcohol level and possible drug
use.

[mountn man]

“.. He was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle.”

That sex was exhausting...

Awww yeah baby, that was great.

Was it good for you too?

[Ann Archy]

Alcohol or DRUGS?

[Songcraft]

Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your perspective), a passerby who witnessed the bizarre spectacle was able to record these accompanying sounds of passion on their cell phone at the scene, and has graciously decided to share these sounds with all of us:

• "Little GTO"

• "409"

• "Little Deuce Coupe"

• "Hot Rod Lincoln"

• "No Particular Place To Go (Riding Along In My Automobile)"

• "You Can't Catch Me"

• "One Piece At A Time"

• "Pink Cadillac"

• "Low Rider"

• "The Little Nash Rambler (Beep Beep)"

[ApplegateRanch]

Cheater Slicks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKPGBabkLXA

[wildbill]

Well, if it looked that cherry....

[wildbill]

“I hope it wasn’t a Ford Pinto...”

Okay, ya got me. Why?

[wildbill]

How could you leave off the list, Manic Mechanic by ZZ TOP/ Not one of their best but the sentiment is there, eh

“That’s right, that’s right, ooooooooooh.” followed by a reving car engine noise. :-)

[Songcraft]

Good one!  (When I first saw your song title, my initial thought was that it was referring to a guy that was running around cheating on his own car with another car, like a rental car or something.)       :-)

[Songcraft]

You have a point there.   That song does sound like it's saying things that this particular manic mechanic might have been expressing here too.   (That was why I posted that GTO song too, because, part of the lyrics say "Wah Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Wah Wah Wah Wah Wah Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!")

Off on another tangent, the story of this thread brings to mind something else too, how, years ago, misguided delinquents used to put potatoes or bananas into someone's tailpipe, to interfere with that car running/starting properly.   Remember that?

       

[wildbill]

I refuse to answer on the grounds it might tend to incriminate me.