Posted on 05/03/2018 1:19:17 PM PDT by Red Badger
(CBS) — A Kansas man attempting to insert his penis into the tailpipe of a car had to be subdued with a stun gun after refusing to listen to police.
“We were called to the 1200 block of East Broadway to a report of a naked male underneath a car,” said Lt. Scott Powell of the Newton (Kansas) Police Department. “.. He was attempting to stick his penis into the tailpipe of the vehicle.”
The suspect did not respond to officer commands and officers used a stun gun to subdue him, the Newton Kansan reported.
Powell said the man was intoxicated to the point of being incoherent.
Police submitted a report to city prosecutors recommending a misdemeanor charge of lewd and lascivious behavior, the Associated Press reported.
How do we know that the car wasn’t consenting?.............
It didn’t blow up................
“If he was trying to do a bus or a subway train, he’d be a metrosexual.”
I bow before your awesomeness!!! (-:
Was Obama in Chicago at the time? I understand he likes the tailpipe.
Chicago = Kansas
So the car was on top.
I’m in Love With My Car
Queen
Oh
The machine of a dream, such a clean machine
With the pistons a pumpin’, and the hubcaps all gleam
When I’m holding your wheel
All I hear is your gear
With my hand on your grease gun
Mmm, it’s like a disease, son
I’m in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile
Get a grip on my boy racer roll bar
Such a thrill when your radials squeal
Told my girl I’ll have to forget her
Rather buy me a new carburetor
So she made tracks saying this is the end, now
Cars don’t talk back they’re just four wheeled friends now
When I’m holding your wheel
All I hear is your gear
When I’m cruisin’ in overdrive
Don’t have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive
I’m in love with my car (love with my car), gotta feel for my automobile
I’m in love with my car (love with my car), string back gloves in my automolove
That’s almost plausible. (I’ve made that drive, too. I think I was awake ...)
Was it a Chevro-Lay?
Or a VW Bug?
Sex with cars should take place IN A GARAGE. We don’t want to see machine sex on the streets.
“...just start the car...”
BINGO
“...VW Bug...”
or VW Bugger
LOL!...................
Seriously: First time I saw that term, I thought it referred to somebody with a fetish for romance on subway trains, like the underground equivalent of the "Hile High Club". Regrettably, I was wrong ...
Again, seriously: When I first saw the headline "Paris Hilton Sex Scandal", I thought it referred to unsavory goings-on at a hotel in France. Regrettably, I was wrong ...
Car Salesman: Really officer, all I told the guy was get inside this baby and see how good it feels.
Is the car’s name Christine?
Seriously, though. Maybe he can hook up with that dumb broad who was having sex with trees a couple of months ago.
Was the car’s engine running? He may have got hotter sex than he was expecting.
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