Posted on 04/20/2018 5:32:53 AM PDT by JockoManning
Second mistake this year.
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1,600 posted on 4/20/2018, 2:59:09 AM by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplaphobe bigot!)
1. The post's author cannot post their nomination of their own postings here. They could suggest to someone else it might be worth it.
2. Certainly humor posts may be worthy of archiving.
3. Witty, clever posts may be worthy.
4. Historically accurate summaries of important events, trends, issues that are well word-smithed, may be worthy.
5. Well described mileposts or benchmarks in a long sequence of say a topical event or trend--such as the Q-ANON phenomenon--may be worthy.
6. It would be, imho, BEST, if the chatter, discussion on this archive thread be minimal, or kept totally off. Discuss such things in the original thread from which the proposed post-to-be-archived came/comes from. Avoid such a discussion hereon.
6.1 PLEASE reserve this thread for strictly the best posts to archive, alone.
6.2 Similarly, Please avoid pinging others to this thread by posting a ping hereon. Instead, copy the URL of this thread's post and post that by PM or open originating thread to those you wish to alert to the archived post here.
7. It may be good to include a fitting KEYWORD or 2 to the keyword list of this thread.
Blessings,
JM
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Can’t think of any...my beber is stuned, but I do know all your archive posts are belong to us.
You need tons click "co-ordinating" (Free Republic - The conservative click Guerilla)
Anybody remember how to spell Unngggghhh?
A moose ate my sister, or I wood remember more.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1093324/posts
Posted on 3/8/2004, 2:00:56 PM by Jim Robinson
(This is a Google translated excerpt from a Spiegel article regarding Freeping)
Vote vote-pfuscher
You need tons click "co-ordinating"
Of franc Patalong
Votes are a fine thing, the butter on message bread. They give a feedback to the on-line Medienmacher, how the reader sees a thing. George W. Bush regard nearly 60 per cent of the readers of MIRROR ON-line ONE for example as a Top president. We know also, why.
From the guidance for the falsification of the Mirror On-line Votes: "You need tons cklick ' co-ordinating!'" The widow Vivian Freep from Midland (Texas) is "George Bush's biggest more supporter".
Beautifully for Bush, the European imagines there, but in an American conservative Credos ascends equal the anger. An insolence is that, which does not want to say no more and less than the following: Bushs success is based on the assistance of humans, who manipulate, disturbs, falsifies.
Because "Freeping" is an Slang expression. He means the nocturnal pasting over of election posters, the organization of being noisy area MOS, the purposeful disturbing of appearances of political opponents and - not least - the massive falsification of tunings in the InterNet.
The strange term developed for end of the nineties and goes back on the web page "Free Republic" of the ultrakonservativen activists Jim Robinson. "Freep", how the web page was fast called by fans, understands itself as "a conservative message forum". Principal item of the offer is the panel, in which it goes partly violently to the thing.
The conservative click Guerilla
Free Republic began as Clinton Hasser side, developed themselves further however fast. First Lorbeeren harvested the "Freep Movement", when the side began to call in various elections for the "support" of conservative candidates.
Completely concretely: It concerned to disturb demonstrations of the democrats to tear off or falsify posters, to opponents to support actively. Already as itself Bill Clinton saw, to organized Freep groups in different US cities "info. meetings" and switched newspaper advertisements confronted with an office expulsion procedure. The term "Freeping" developed and meant: Over tones the opponent.
(Excerpt) Read more at 216.239.37.104 ...
JM note: The links in this post do not now seem to be working.
Thailand?
This is going to be a hugh and series thread as long as we stay out the bushes.
“5. Well described mileposts or benchmarks in a long sequence of say a topical event or trend—such as the Q-ANON phenomenon—may be worthy.”
The origination of the Q-phenomenon would be benchmark worthy. Where did it start?
That is the sad thing. There were more gems in the original article, which has disappeared.
One night a few years ago, we were sitting around a campfire with some friends. As the conversation died down, I said “A moose ate my sister.”
Hilarity ensued as raucous laughter burst out from all sides.
I don’t know if the WAYBACK machine would work for those, or not. There are some (imho important) classic Qx-isms I’d love to archive hereon but he doesn’t care that much about them.
The beauties of Google translate. In the future no one will need to learn foreign languages--they can just rely on Google translate.
Whatever happened to our good friend Clinton Hasser? We owe so much to him.
Do you like cheese?
I like cheese.....................
That one was HUGH and SERIES!
Oh the Hugh Manatee!
Thailand?
Laz would hit it.
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