Posted on 04/20/2018 5:32:53 AM PDT by JockoManning
Second mistake this year.
You do know you can go to the mistake exchange and buy error credits from those of us who never make mistakes. We have surplus error credits banked from past years of mistake free living. That way, when you use up your allotted three annual mistakes, you can merely purchase more on the Error Exchange so you can continue going through life free from worry about those little oopsies that plague the error prone "Imperfects," as we perfect people call you, our customers.
You can buy Error Credits singly, which have a one-month use-by expiration, or you can get a discounted six pack Boo-boo pack with a one year expiration. However, our best deal is the Fumble-Fingers case lot of 24 Error Credits, which last a full five years of mistakes, forgetfulness, lost keys, misspellings, cant remember good-old whats her name, and forgotten promises. If you buy today, well toss in a six pack of special "Oops, I forgot your birthday, anniversary, or other special day" with no expiration and a lifetime guaranteed to work every time you slip up and forget to bring home a special remembrance!
Call now for pricing! Dont be caught without that all important mistake credit on hand when you need the sympathy. . .
ERROR CREDITS R US *
* A subsidiary of Carbon Credits R Us
(A bagster Al Gore Enterprises Company){JM edited}
1,600 posted on 4/20/2018, 2:59:09 AM by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplaphobe bigot!)
Thailand?
LOL!...................
ESCHOIR!
AYBABTU!
I will never forget this post of his if Jesus were alive today.....
Oy!
Ping
Is that your way of making fun of Bagster?
NO! My 100% aversion to giving Gore the least bit of even spoofing credit for anything ... and a way to honor bagster.
Ok then.....
“2016 Election LIVE Thread”
Nov. 8,2016
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3491127/posts
Call it an even 10,000 posts from 6:30 PM Tuesday evening until 3 AM Wednesday morning. It’s not just a complete real-time record of what states were called and when, but the mood of Deplorable America as well.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3293264/posts?page=202#5
“DONT LET THE PLANE LAND!!!”
Post #5, and 6 and 7 and . . . and #132. Sadly, the Admin Moderator deleted the bonus posts, but Laz hit that “Enter” like a jackhammer!
Didn’t the early 2000’s FR platform upgrade kill most of the late ‘90’s archives?
Find the Ungggh thread!!!!!
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Excellent.
My recall is getting fuzzy of some of the early characters...
OWK and the gang.
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