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Classic FR Posts 'for the ages' Archive Thread
FR ^ | 20 APR 2018 | JockoManning

Posted on 04/20/2018 5:32:53 AM PDT by JockoManning

Second mistake this year.

You do know you can go to the mistake exchange and buy error credits from those of us who never make mistakes. We have surplus error credits banked from past years of mistake free living. That way, when you use up your allotted three annual mistakes, you can merely purchase more on the Error Exchange so you can continue going through life free from worry about those little oopsies that plague the error prone "Imperfects," as we perfect people call you, our customers.

You can buy Error Credits singly, which have a one-month use-by expiration, or you can get a discounted six pack Boo-boo pack with a one year expiration. However, our best deal is the Fumble-Fingers case lot of 24 Error Credits, which last a full five years of mistakes, forgetfulness, lost keys, misspellings, can’t remember good-old what’s her name, and forgotten promises. If you buy today, we’ll toss in a six pack of special "Oops, I forgot your birthday, anniversary, or other special day" with no expiration and a lifetime guaranteed to work every time you slip up and forget to bring home a special remembrance!

Call now for pricing! Don’t be caught without that all important mistake credit on hand when you need the sympathy. . .
ERROR CREDITS R US *

* A subsidiary of Carbon Credits R Us

(A bagster Al Gore Enterprises Company){JM edited}

1,600 posted on 4/20/2018, 2:59:09 AM by Swordmaker (My pistol self-identifies as an iPad, so you must accept it in gun-free zones, you hoplaphobe bigot!)


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Education; History; Reference
KEYWORDS: archive; bestposts; cliques; examples; freerepublic; highschool; memorable; popularityclub; repository
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To: mykroar

Thailand?


21 posted on 04/20/2018 6:33:56 AM PDT by hoosiermama (When you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice.DJT)
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To: bmwcyle

LOL!...................


22 posted on 04/20/2018 7:05:45 AM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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To: glock rocks

ESCHOIR!


23 posted on 04/20/2018 7:06:58 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (Quit calling them liberals, progressives, or Democrats. Call them what they are: COMMUNISTS!)
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To: NEMDF

AYBABTU!


24 posted on 04/20/2018 7:07:24 AM PDT by DCBryan1 (Quit calling them liberals, progressives, or Democrats. Call them what they are: COMMUNISTS!)
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To: DCBryan1

I will never forget this post of his “ if Jesus were alive today.....”

Oy!


25 posted on 04/20/2018 7:10:02 AM PDT by bonfire
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To: JockoManning; bagster
(A bagster Al Gore Enterprises Company){JM edited}

Ping

26 posted on 04/20/2018 7:10:56 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: JockoManning; bagster
(A bagster Al Gore Enterprises Company){JM edited}

Is that your way of making fun of Bagster?

27 posted on 04/20/2018 7:11:41 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: nickedknack; al baby

Would like freeper help

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1162751/posts


28 posted on 04/20/2018 7:14:29 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Larry Lucido; bagster

NO! My 100% aversion to giving Gore the least bit of even spoofing credit for anything ... and a way to honor bagster.


29 posted on 04/20/2018 7:17:00 AM PDT by JockoManning (http://www.zazzle.com/brain_truth for hats T's e.g. STAY CALM & DO THE NEXT LOVING THING)
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To: JockoManning; bagster

Ok then.....


31 posted on 04/20/2018 7:17:59 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: IncPen
First mention of Q on FR
32 posted on 04/20/2018 7:28:13 AM PDT by IncPen ("Inside of every progressive is a Totalitarian screaming to get out" ~ David Horowitz)
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To: JockoManning

“2016 Election LIVE Thread”
Nov. 8,2016

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3491127/posts

Call it an even 10,000 posts from 6:30 PM Tuesday evening until 3 AM Wednesday morning. It’s not just a complete real-time record of what states were called and when, but the mood of Deplorable America as well.


33 posted on 04/20/2018 7:33:16 AM PDT by jiggyboy (Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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To: JockoManning; Lazamataz

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3293264/posts?page=202#5

“DON’T LET THE PLANE LAND!!!”

Post #5, and 6 and 7 and . . . and #132. Sadly, the Admin Moderator deleted the bonus posts, but Laz hit that “Enter” like a jackhammer!


34 posted on 04/20/2018 7:52:25 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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To: JockoManning

Didn’t the early 2000’s FR platform upgrade kill most of the late ‘90’s archives?


35 posted on 04/20/2018 8:26:32 AM PDT by Rebelbase ( Zoo + Prison + Circus = Public Shool)
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To: JockoManning

Find the Ungggh thread!!!!!


36 posted on 04/20/2018 9:42:59 AM PDT by Basket_of_Deplorables (Trump has implemented Supply Side Economics!!!)
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To: JockoManning

Behind the Scenes of a ZOT!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1674019/posts


37 posted on 04/20/2018 9:49:41 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Wisdom and education are different things. Don't confuse them.)
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To: JockoManning
Undead:

             I'm so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

38 posted on 04/20/2018 9:56:56 AM PDT by tomkat
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To: glock rocks
With the original wording and formatting ....
 * * * ASH ALERT* * *

Sinkspur aka The "Newashman" aka ASH aka ReduxAsh aka at least five other screen names is a hoaxer who has been banned from posting to this forum. Not once, but many times. He will be banned again soon.

HE WILL, WHEN CHALLENGED, PRETEND INNOCENCE. His use of multiple aliases is, itself a hoax. He is an electronic crasher who is here AGAINST THE EXPRESS WISHES OF THE OWNER OF THIS FORUM.

Attempting to engage him in debate plays into his hands. He is here to create dissent and to disrupt the Free Republic. That is his pattern and the reason his posting privileges have been banned.

Please DO NOT respond in any way to him.

39 posted on 04/20/2018 10:00:57 AM PDT by OwenKellogg (Merry Christmas!)
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To: OwenKellogg

Excellent.

My recall is getting fuzzy of some of the early characters...

OWK and the gang.


40 posted on 04/20/2018 10:22:11 AM PDT by glock rocks (... so much win!)
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