Posted on 04/09/2018 8:16:21 PM PDT by Ciaphas Cain
LONDON—A “potentially dangerous situation” was defused by London police Monday morning, as a toddler cutting Play-Doh with a toy plastic pocketknife was tackled to the ground and apprehended by a Specialist Firearms Command unit, sources confirmed at the scene.
The toddler was happily cutting a lump of green-ish Play-Doh with his official Play-Doh pocketknife in his mum’s London flat when a Metro Police unit kicked his door down and charged in, bellowing for everyone to get down on the ground. Several other operatives dove through windows and rappelled from skylights, tossing tear gas and breaching doors throughout the home until the 3-year-old was neutralized.
Later reports revealed the toddler’s mother had called in the threat, as she saw her little boy playing with the knife and began fearing for her life. “We tried to raise him right, but at some point he just lost his way,” she said, holding back tears while covered in a police blanket. “You never know when they’re going to go astray.”
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That thing looks like a assault knife!
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LOL Too close to the possible truth.
That’s okay, he wasn’t mooslime so no foul.
Best part is while their "success stories" include a couple of black kids living "knifefree", they don't seem to have anyone named Mohammed.
It’s sad when you can’t tell it’s satire until you get halfway through.
Possessing a Roboute Guilliman mini will bring maximum penalty!
Not only does it have an assault blade, but it also has a tactical bone saw and an automatic eyeball scoop.
It’s Jack the Wipper!
The human race has gone FULL retard.
I know-—it took until the mother’s comments that made me realize I’d been had.
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"...Sadiq Khan’s new website..."
Britain is a man-free zone.
Mine belonged to my dad who carried it all the time. His was made by Ed Halligan himself. The evening after Dad's funeral I began carrying it in his memory. It has come in VERY handy. Blade folds in nicely flush against the handle. Less than 3 inches long when closed.
Now she concentrates on getting her message out to others through her dancing and work as a youth ambassador. By helping other young girls to express themselves and make the right choices, she’s able to put the past behind her.
"...It has come in VERY handy..."
LOL. Soon they will require background checks on Playdoh knives.
“It’s sad when you can’t tell it’s satire until you get halfway through.”
Well when you read real stories like the following you can never be sure. It’s what happens after most of the world has gone crazy.
https://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3645742/posts?page=1
This will lead to the deadliest
weapon being a feather. He’ll be
Jack the Tickler.
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