Posted on 04/01/2018 3:18:42 PM PDT by BenLurkin
[Physics] has a reputation for being extremely complicated, but sometimes the simplest questions that lead to truly profound and obvious insights. When Einstein asked himself, “What would happen if you could ride on a beam of light?” for example, the answer led him to the Special Theory of Relativity. He concluded that the speed of light was constant.
Taylor Momsen was touring with her band The Pretty Reckless and they stopped on the side of the road so some of the band members could relieve themselves. One of the band members, the drummer Jonathan Burger, was the nephew of physicist Alfred Gordowksi of the Brookhaven National Laboratory in Upton, New York. Gordowski with the ATLAS experiment, one of two independent teams that had been looking for the Higgs boson at CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research near Geneva.
Taylor went into the building to get warm and saw something “strange” glowing in the corner. The drummer called his uncle, who came right away with his team. They studied the “glow” for the last six months and made the major announcement yesterday – “we have found the God particle!”
Gordowski was joined in Camden by other prominent physicists from around as they announced Tuesday they found definitive proof of the particle that is believed to be a basic component of the universe.
“Of course the universe began in New Jersey,” said Governor Chris Christie. ...
Some physicists speculate that Albert Einstein moved to New Jersey (he was a professor at Princeton) because he had an idea that the God particle was in New Jersey. “He just was in the wrong city," Christie said.
(Excerpt) Read more at weeklyworldnews.com ...
Someone colored the raw eggs with Paas Easter egg colors. Happy April 1 Easter.
That guy behind Cristy is ‘printing’ big time. Is that legal in NJ?
The Hoggs’ Blowson. The Ye Gads Participle.....dangling limply.
The man has his own gravitational field. He can bend light waves.
The people to either side of him are actually in Pennsylvania.
Further testing revealed it was actually The Godfather particle.
Do we often use the http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/41410/god-particle-found-in-new-jersey/ Weekly World News as a source? Of course, it is 01 Apr 2018.
Perfect!
Shut up...it’s our anniversary,
“Taylor went into the building to get warm and saw something “strange” glowing in the corner. The drummer called his uncle, who came right away with his team. They studied the “glow” for the last six months and made the major announcement yesterday – “we have found the God particle!”
Magic mushrooms work wonders.
“New Jersey is frequently the site of godly deposits by travelers passing through.”
If you said “Dogly” i might have believed you.
Happy onest of April day!
Body guard.
Oh my gosh... Funny...
New Jersey, you say. Who would have thought.
Naturally it was the last place anybody would look! ;^)
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