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God Particle Found In New Jersey
World News ^ | Frank Lake

Posted on 04/01/2018 3:18:42 PM PDT by BenLurkin

[Physics] has a reputation for being extremely complicated, but sometimes the simplest questions that lead to truly profound and obvious insights. When Einstein asked himself, “What would happen if you could ride on a beam of light?” for example, the answer led him to the Special Theory of Relativity.  He concluded that the speed of light was constant.

Taylor Momsen was touring with her band The Pretty Reckless and they stopped on the side of the road so some of the band members could relieve themselves.  One of the band members, the drummer Jonathan Burger, was the nephew of  physicist Alfred Gordowksi  of the Brookhaven National Laboratory in Upton, New York.  Gordowski with the ATLAS experiment, one of two independent teams that had been looking for the Higgs boson at CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research near Geneva.

Taylor went into the building to get warm and saw something “strange” glowing in the corner.   The drummer called his uncle, who came right away with his team.  They studied the “glow” for the last six months and made the major announcement yesterday – “we have found the God particle!”

Gordowski was joined in Camden by other prominent physicists from around as they announced Tuesday  they found definitive proof of the particle that is believed to be a basic component of the universe.

“Of course the universe began in New Jersey,” said Governor Chris Christie. ...

Some physicists speculate that Albert Einstein moved to New Jersey (he was a professor at Princeton) because he had an idea that the God particle was in New Jersey.  “He just was in the wrong city," Christie said.

(Excerpt) Read more at weeklyworldnews.com ...


TOPICS: Science
KEYWORDS: aprilfirst2018; higgs; higgsboson; newjersey; stringtheory
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To: BenLurkin; pookie18
We also found the "Hogg's a Moron" Particle too


21 posted on 04/01/2018 3:50:12 PM PDT by GraceG ("Trust, But Verify the Plan!")
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To: BenLurkin

Someone colored the raw eggs with Paas Easter egg colors. Happy April 1 Easter.


22 posted on 04/01/2018 3:52:28 PM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you)
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To: COBOL2Java

That guy behind Cristy is ‘printing’ big time. Is that legal in NJ?


23 posted on 04/01/2018 3:54:40 PM PDT by waterhill (I Shall Remain, in spite of __________.)
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To: GraceG

The Hoggs’ Blowson. The Ye Gads Participle.....dangling limply.


24 posted on 04/01/2018 3:55:14 PM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you)
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To: henbane

25 posted on 04/01/2018 3:55:59 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: wildbill

26 posted on 04/01/2018 3:57:36 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: GraceG

The man has his own gravitational field. He can bend light waves.

The people to either side of him are actually in Pennsylvania.


27 posted on 04/01/2018 3:58:43 PM PDT by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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To: BenLurkin

Further testing revealed it was actually The Godfather particle.


28 posted on 04/01/2018 4:01:27 PM PDT by dead
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To: BenLurkin


29 posted on 04/01/2018 4:06:22 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: BenLurkin

Do we often use the http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/41410/god-particle-found-in-new-jersey/ Weekly World News as a source? Of course, it is 01 Apr 2018.


30 posted on 04/01/2018 4:14:45 PM PDT by bIlluminati (Defund the Left. Shrink the U.S. Federal government to 1897 levels.)
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To: dead
Further testing revealed it was actually The Godfather particle.


31 posted on 04/01/2018 4:15:36 PM PDT by henbane
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To: henbane

Perfect!


32 posted on 04/01/2018 4:19:37 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: fella

Shut up...it’s our anniversary,


33 posted on 04/01/2018 4:47:55 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: wildbill

“Taylor went into the building to get warm and saw something “strange” glowing in the corner. The drummer called his uncle, who came right away with his team. They studied the “glow” for the last six months and made the major announcement yesterday – “we have found the God particle!”

Magic mushrooms work wonders.


34 posted on 04/01/2018 4:49:44 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: wildbill

“New Jersey is frequently the site of godly deposits by travelers passing through.”

If you said “Dogly” i might have believed you.

Happy onest of April day!


35 posted on 04/01/2018 5:11:16 PM PDT by Pete from Shawnee Mission
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To: waterhill

Body guard.


36 posted on 04/01/2018 5:16:38 PM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: GraceG

Oh my gosh... Funny...


37 posted on 04/01/2018 5:41:49 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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To: BenLurkin

New Jersey, you say. Who would have thought.


38 posted on 04/01/2018 6:59:01 PM PDT by D_Idaho ("For we wrestle not against flesh and blood...")
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To: BenLurkin

Naturally it was the last place anybody would look! ;^)


39 posted on 04/01/2018 7:32:55 PM PDT by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: BenLurkin
God particle contained here:


40 posted on 04/01/2018 9:54:11 PM PDT by Slyfox (Not my circus, not my monkeys)
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