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Today Is Chuck Norris Birthday !
Beebuster News Service | March 10 | beebuster2000

Posted on 03/10/2018 6:29:15 AM PST by beebuster2000

The MAN has his Bday today! 77!

Chuck Noris blood type is Type A-K47


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KEYWORDS: chuck; happybirthday; hollywood; norris
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1 posted on 03/10/2018 6:29:16 AM PST by beebuster2000
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2 posted on 03/10/2018 6:33:32 AM PST by Mercat
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Wow! It’s my birthday too. I don’t mind sharing it with Chuck Norris. That kind of makes up for having to also share it with Osama Bin Laden. That bummed me out when I found out a few years ago. Now, knowing Chuck Norris is on board, I feel better.


3 posted on 03/10/2018 6:39:19 AM PST by weeder
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4 posted on 03/10/2018 6:41:34 AM PST by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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At least the right 2 of the 3 of you are still alive!


5 posted on 03/10/2018 6:42:14 AM PST by Egon
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It used to be A-K47. He decided to make his blood change to A-R15.


6 posted on 03/10/2018 6:44:22 AM PST by Bryanw92 (Asking a pro athlete for political advice is like asking a cavalry horse for tactical advice.)
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7 posted on 03/10/2018 6:44:32 AM PST by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
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Chuck Norris does not share his birthday as bin laden has already found out...


8 posted on 03/10/2018 6:50:14 AM PST by Hegemony Cricket (< < Wandering aimfully > >)
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Chuck Morris can divide by Zero
There is no daylight savings time, Chuck makes the earth spin faster for a hour.
Chuck once got pulled over for speeding, he let the cop off with a warning.


9 posted on 03/10/2018 6:50:30 AM PST by Psycho_Runner (Have a good day, unless you have other plans.)
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Nah.

Chuck Norris just allows the calendar to stop here once a year.


10 posted on 03/10/2018 6:52:14 AM PST by VanDeKoik
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Chuck Norris doesn’t get older, everyone else is made younger by his awesomeness.


11 posted on 03/10/2018 6:53:56 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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Most guys can “write” their names in the snow.
Chuck writes his in concrete.


12 posted on 03/10/2018 6:54:53 AM PST by Imnidiot (This space for Rent)
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On this day 77 years ago today Chuck was born. After delivery he slapped the doctor’s butt and then drove his mother home.


13 posted on 03/10/2018 7:01:02 AM PST by Ammo Republic 15
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Image result for chuck norris scissors
14 posted on 03/10/2018 7:03:33 AM PST by where's_the_Outrage? (Drain the Swamp. Build the Wall.)
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It’s Norris, not Morris.


15 posted on 03/10/2018 7:21:13 AM PST by libertylover (Kurt Schlicter: "They wonder why they got Trump. They are why they got Trump")
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Happy birthday to all!

16 posted on 03/10/2018 7:21:36 AM PST by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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Typo, sorry.


17 posted on 03/10/2018 7:33:35 AM PST by Psycho_Runner (Have a good day, unless you have other plans.)
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When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.


18 posted on 03/10/2018 7:38:45 AM PST by Dutch Boy
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Have never met Chuck himself but I've hung out several times with his brother Aaron.

That entire family is as solid, sincere and Christian as they come.

19 posted on 03/10/2018 7:52:01 AM PST by Ciaphas Cain (Progressives do not want to destroy us because we hate, but because we are sane.)
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:-)HAPPY BIRTHDAY:-) Mr. NORRIS. (I would have said Chuck but I’ve never met the man so I’ll go with the proper etiquette reply) But after all the times of viewed his entertainment it grow funny.


20 posted on 03/10/2018 7:52:16 AM PST by Retvet (Retvet)
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